Advice for new councillors

Richard Kemp has some very useful advice for any taking on the new councillor role, regardless of party.

Particularly this:

You have three priorities address them in this order:

  1. To be a good ward representative for your constituents
  2. To be a good member of your council
  3. To be a good member of your Party

And this:

The Council Chamber is the most pointless place for anyone to spend time in. Particularly under the Cabinet system there is little power in the council chamber. Up to 120 people get together every 5 or 6 weeks to ritually abuse each other. Few real decisions are made there with the big strategic documents usually going through unopposed and with little challenge.

And this:

Most councillors of all Parties have a lot in common with each other. They have a passion for their community and are prepared to do something about it. That sets us apart from those who whinge and moan but do nothing.

(Not of course that any new councillors in Nottingham are going to be exposed all that much to councillors of other parties!)

But this:

Lastly and ABOVE ALL treat MPs with the disrespect they deserve. They are part of a talking organisation – you are part of a doing organisation. Unless they are a Minister you have more power than they do.

… I’m not sure I’d got that far. I know a handful of MPs from Labour and Lib Dems, and I would say: if MPs earn your respect by the work they do, then go right ahead and respect them. It’s right though that individual MPs are often less powerful than individual councillors.

But perhaps the thing I’d say most of all is – don’t be a party hack. There’s nothing more depressing than someone who has nothing more to say than that morning’s party lines.

Take Nicola Heaton, who defeated one of our councillors in Bridge ward. I’ve never met her and I know nothing about her. Well, scratch that, I know three things about her. Firstly, she moved into the ward she now represents a few months before polling day, which unhelpfully removed a campaign line against her. Good on her. It’s a difficult ward to represent and it will be easier to do if she lives there.

Secondly, every time I hear the name, all I can think of is Nikki Heat, a character written by a character in the US cop show Castle.

And thirdly, she’s on twitter. And her twitter feed is just awful. Last time I looked there was nothing on there but ultraloyal retweets of national Labour party figures and facts that made Nottingham look like paradise on Earth. Oh dear.

If you’re going to be a politician on Twitter, do give some indication of being a real person, not an automaton party wonk.

That bit on party hackery has real resonance for me personally as in my last year as a councillor as I found myself questioning myself an awful lot. I joined the Lib Dems partly because of their position on student finance, and yet found myself in the hot seat when it came to defending the party position at one of those useless Council meetings. I gave an angry speech and said just what I thought: the deal on tuition fees stinks, but many people will actually end up repaying less per month than under the previous Labour plans.

But on so many issues over the last year, I’ve found myself thinking – that’s not what I’d want to happen on that issue. What do I think about that? Is my party right? Can I defend what they’ve come up with even if it’s not great? Or is it a crock of shit that stinketh?

I fear that too many of Labour’s new councillors in Nottingham are simply not bright enough ever to suffer from any level of self doubt or to criticise anything the national Labour party ever does. And that’s a real shame for the people they now represent.

Tweets on 2011-05-11

  • RT @facesake: RT @vikkistone: You accidentally put 2 choirs instead of 2 chairs on a tech spec, and suddenly you're a diva. #
  • Just had awesome offer of catsitting in Normandy. Trying to fit it in. #
  • I never knew John Pugh MP was a Dr…?! http://bit.ly/m9sRqq #
  • Watching award winning Icelandic sitcom Night Shift. #
  • RT @themiltonjones: I always wanted to go swimming with dolphins. But when it came to it they both died in the car on the way to the baths. #
  • RT @christook: Gave 16 pieces of casework to my victorious Tory election opponent. His first Q was – Erm, what's casework? (@lornaspenceley) #
  • RT @Psythor: "There's only one party you can trust on the NHS, and its the one that I lead" says Cameron, unbelievably. #pmqs #
  • @owenblacker je ne sais pas répondre à la question principale, mais on écrit "il y a" sans accent grave. #

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Tweets on 2011-05-10

  • Picking up some plants undelivered on eve of poll (@ Royal Mail Office) http://4sq.com/j0Ityo #
  • So, erm, anyone got any pointers for seasonal work somewhere French or German speaking? All the camp jobs look filled already 😦 #
  • The other night, I dreamed about making banana custard… with a chocolate mousse layer… #
  • My first day of unemployment. Studiously avoiding watching Countdown. #
  • Poller Bear – http://chzb.gr/iGvBhm #
  • Srsly, seconds after I blog about Eeyore, the neighbouring Wol really starts hooting like crazy. #
  • RT @LonWon: "nasal gazing"? *snorts* RT @libdemvoice: Opinion: Lib Dems must prove coalitions work http://ldv.org.uk/24096 #
  • Reading about the nation's first local national social network. Some of you will know what jingle that makes me hum. #
  • To err is human. http://chzb.gr/lhB5bd #
  • RT @owenblacker: RT @KirstyYarr: RT @solanah: Dalek found in pond. No. Really. http://fb.me/WUkuqys9 #
  • Stunning bit of winning friends and influencing people from Mark Littlewood on #bbcr4 #

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I made @danlepard’s Cinnamon buns

Cooking

I made these today, following Dan Lepard’s recipe in the Guardian.

The technique and the ingredients are all a little weird, but the resulting buns are really good. I have had to buy ryvita specially to make it, but it was worth it, even with that.

I don’t know if I didn’t roll the dough tightly enough, but an awful lot of the breadcrumb filling fell out when I started cutting it up.

I was also surprised that the cinnamon only goes in the breadcrumb filling and not the rest of the bun mix. But it still works just fine. I’m not massively keen on the cardamom flavour, but it would be dull without it.

The other thing I made today was at least a second outing for Waitrose’s Chicken Thighs

Cooking

Each time I make this, the potatoes don’t get cooked properly. I thought I could fix this this time by cutting the potatoes into much smaller pieces. That didn’t work, so next time I will try parboiling.

Word of the day

Goes to Lord Bonkers, who describes Eeyore as an anhedonic donkey, which is an extremely pleasing phrase.

Wikipedia defines anhedonia as “the inability to experience pleasure from activities formerly found enjoyable” and it is a symptom of depression. Then Wikipedia gets sidetracked by a description of ejaculatory anhedonia, which nearly led me to not linking at all, but then the Standards Board holds no fear for me now.

Props also for Jonathan’s Week of the Week this week.

Tweets on 2011-05-09

  • Pff – no-one uses a phone for talking any more! http://bit.ly/lNDN6B #
  • V early for evensong ringing (@ St. Peter's Church) [pic]: http://4sq.com/la9R7d #
  • Thor? I could barely thit down (@ Cineworld Nottingham) http://4sq.com/iX1Btg #
  • @Mighty_Booth yeah, loved it. stay for post credits scene! #
  • @NCCLols other than the offence is "personation" not "impersonation", I know nothing further than's in the article. #
  • @austinrathe ooh, yeah, let's blame the #stupidelections for that one too! 🙂 #
  • @radinden sneaky phone pic, crowdsource identification? #
  • @NottsFoodFest they've been open ages! Any news of the teahouse planned for the Fothergill Watson building on George Street? #
  • @radinden in German, schlagsahne is whipped cream, room is the Dutch for cream, so is deffo possible. #
  • Haha – @radinden has discovered the Dutch for whipped cream is "slagroom". #
  • More on Slagroom – Wikipedia http://bit.ly/lHEuAQ #

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Tweets on 2011-05-08

  • I had the most awesome night in the pub ever last night, with @nghodder and friends. But am definitely paying for it today! #
  • RT @jamesgraham: I've written my first blog post in 9 months: Crawling from the wreckage http://bit.ly/jqCIpB #Yes2AV #
  • @Mighty_Booth Nottingham city is now 50 Lab 5 Con – we lost all Lib Dem cllrs and 2 tories also defeated. #
  • @dr_nick woss Noah doing for his birthday? #
  • I'm finally getting to the part of the day when I'm not too hungover to move – but dithering over what to do first. Laundry? Tidying? Cook? #
  • @adambird that's a striking visual image, what do you mean by nail? #
  • I have really enjoyed Lucy Worsley's If Walls Could Talk series on BBC4. #
  • @adambird well, that's certainly a lot less disgusting than the "nailing" I was thinking about. #
  • Seriously, CoOp? "38grams of porridge oats, 280mls of milk" ? #
  • @NGHodder nope, never seen that before. Could be worse! #
  • Fascinating: etymology of the French word poubelle, for bin: http://bit.ly/jDnRPN #
  • @miltonline you probably don't wanna wear chaps. #
  • @snowflake_girll give me six months 😉 #

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So, what now for me?

This is a personal post – I might write a political one in the future some time.

So, I lost my seat on Nottingham Council on Thursday night, and along with it all my income. Perhaps foolishly, my only job was being a full-time councillor, with extra bits of income from responsibilities and from working with the Fire Authority as well. All of that goes, and I’ve had my last pay-slip.

For about the last six months, I have been thinking that defeat was a distinct possibility at these elections – my ward colleague was more optimistic, and in all the arguments we’ve had over the years, it’s a shame that it’s on this one I was proven right.

So with my pessimism in mind, I had half a plan for defeat – I have savings that will sustain me for a while, so in the immediate weeks I plan a holiday. I have a few things that need sorting out – election expense returns loom large for example – then I will take the tent and the car and have a few weeks away. I don’t suppose it will be the epic 6-week tour of France I did in 2005, but I’m thinking maybe… Scotland?

But after the break is the more serious task of working out what my life is for. I had pretty much decided that if I had been re-elected this time it would have been my last. I’ve spent a quarter of my life on Nottingham City Council and that is about enough. I’ve also spent a decade in politics – working for Nick Clegg when he was MEP, then jobs with two MPs and the regional party, followed by a spell in Chesterfield and all that time as a councillor. And I’ve had enough now. I’m stepping down from frontline politics – and when I say that, unlike David Miliband, I don’t mean I want to be an MP.

For the first time in years, not only am I not an elected official, I don’t think I hold any elected office in the party either, unless maybe you count conference rep. Not that I shall be able to afford to go to party conferences for a while.

I must be one of very few people ever to have drifted into politics and enjoyed the water once I got there. It’s much more usual for there to be battles and ambition and struggle, while for me I drifted into Nick Clegg’s office and drifted into elected office as a councillor in 2003, half on the back of Labour’s unpopularity around the Iraq war. When I left school, I thought I wanted to be in arts admin or a writer, or something vague like that. Spending 10 years as a politician was not the plan!

But having done that, and now wanting a change, the world is my oyster. I could do almost anything, and I find myself looking around at the jobs other people have and thinking is that something I could bear to do for the rest of my life? Barman? Waiter? Window cleaner? Shill for some architect and use my planning knowledge?

Part of me wants meaningful work; part of me just wants to find a simple 9-5 that won’t encroach much on my evenings and weekends.

In all my non-political jobs, I have struggled to find work that is interesting enough or varied enough – I’m not good with routine. Being a councillor is a great thing for variety – yes there are some predictable annual events – budget, campaigning, the like. But no two days are really alike.

Tweets on 2011-05-07

  • @stephenbarker pics pics pics! #
  • @chriskeating c'est la vie #
  • Inbox full of complaints from people who didn't live in target wards and didn't hear from us during the election. #
  • We're volunteers! We can't afford the people or the money to leaflet everywhere! #
  • Updating bios and cancelling standing orders. #
  • @CllrAnnMarie one of them has volunteered to be a candidate – unasked! #
  • @A_C_McGregor @mithomas20 shortly after we pay for it, I guess. #
  • Clearing my desk (@ Loxley House) http://4sq.com/itRvDu #
  • Eek, Gary's turned down Newsnight. #
  • @ncclols Gary didn't bottle out, he's been doing national radio and TV all day. Just didn't wanna face Paxo after 44 hours awake. #
  • Dammit my hated opponents are here too. (@ The Canalhouse w/ @nghodder) http://4sq.com/joaEsX #
  • "Oh, yah, yah, currently tweeting as 18th Century spinster @GertrudeSavile" #socmed #

  • Last hooray at Loxley House before handing in my key and ID. http://flic.kr/p/9F7WHR #

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Tweets on 2011-05-06

  • @stephsirr are you in touch with Nottm Energy Partnership, http://WWW.nottenergy.com, they might know of stuff #
  • @FrancesTMynors you're in Dorset??? 🙂 #
  • It must have rained again while I was nose deep in data. But stopped now, and the smell of wet tarmac is just lovely. #
  • Oh, bloody hell, where did I leave the car? And the volunteer? #
  • Ok. Polls closed. Huge amount of work happened today. Feel really juiced after talking to so many of our supporters. Thank you all! #
  • Have been knocking on doors until well after dark, expecting to be told where to go and everyone has been lovely. #
  • But I have absolutely no idea how it's gone and am steeling #
  • But I have absolutely no idea how it's gone and am steeling myself for either outcome – for myself and all my colleagues and co-cands. #
  • Popped home to gaze longingly at my bed for a bit, now… to the Count! #
  • Ooh, a lovely postcard from @helenduffett from Foreign Climes. #
  • RT @mithomas20: I see a few people yawning around this place. Long day. #
  • RT @jamesgraham: RT @BridgetFox: Suspect we'll be partying like it's 1989…. #libdems #
  • This is taking a looooong time. #
  • Not too far off the 24 hour awake mark for pretty much everyone here 😦 #
  • RT @CouncilMouse: Not a single result in at Nottingham City Council yet #
  • They have just this minute declared the first of 20 results, not ours. #
  • Most of Lib Dem team has pretty much decided there's no point waiting here for another hour listening to #Labour cheer themselves #
  • They finally declared. We lost. Now available for after dinner speaking at reasonable rates. #
  • We basically knew we'd lost at around 11pm and have spent the rest of the night trying to smile. #
  • RT @CouncilMouse: Lib Dems have seen a total wipeout in Nottingham… #
  • Surprisingly hard to sleep. #
  • Oh my goodness, it appears I'm hoarse. Is it wise to do more media? The leash is off! #
  • @meerkatmartin no, she's the authoress and former hooker Cat Arnold http://amzn.to/lVoMfy #
  • @meerkatmartin I was awake for 24 hrs by 6am, hence my surprise I could only sleep for a few on getting home. #
  • @meerkatmartin http://bit.ly/kliy3B #
  • Hey, @stephenbarker enjoying the photos. What does the inside of the boat look like? #
  • @meerkatmartin why should you? It's not like the writing wasn't on the wall for those that wanted to read it and I have been expecting this #

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