On towers, belfries and ringing chambers

My friend Jonathan Calder from Liberal England recounts the fun he had inspecting a church tower in Shopshire recently.

Bell towers are often interesting (and dangerous) places to visit, so should you ever find a tower door open, it’s up to you to observe suitable safety guidelines. Don’t touch the ropes, and don’t go near the actual bells without supervision! Each church bell can weigh more than a small van, and can easily kill an inexperienced person who gets too close.

It’s very true that church towers have to work hard to hold up all that heavy metal – but think on to the forces that act against the tower when each of the bells is swinging through more than a full circle to fling the clapper onto the bell lip at the sort of speed that makes the bells audible for miles.

If you visit a tower during ringing practice or service ringing, and lean against the wall, it’s not unusual to feel the whole tower swaying as it tries to cope. The bells are often hung at 180 degrees from each other so they are not all swinging in the same direction at the same time.

One final advantage of being in possession of the keys to church towers is the fantastic views you often get from their rooftops. In most rural p;aces, the church will be the highest things for miles, so you can see all sorts of surprising things. To illustrate this post, here are some photos I took with my phone when I was ringing at St Peter’s, Nottingham, for a wedding recently. It was a fine day, so we ventured out onto the roof to sunbathe, and got a reciprocal view back into my office in the Council House to the one I can usually see from my desk of the roof of St Peters.

View from roof of St Peters   View from roof of St Peters   View from roof of St Peters

The cream building in the distance is one referred to as “the Pod” by planners, and is, depending on your view, “breathtakingly audacious” / “monstrously out of place”; “award-winning” / “carbuncle” etc, etc.

Coming to Nottingham for an event?

If you’re in town for a major event such as Watchtower Convention from Friday 26th June until Sunday 28th June; One Day International Cricket on Tuesday 15th July and Thursday 17th July and Nottingham Goose Fair from Wednesday 30th September until Saturday 3rd October, then why not consider using a special bus organised by the council?

(I’m promoting this because it’s a good idea, and schemes like this live or die on publicity. If no-one knows there’s a special bus, everyone will still try and use their own cars. So I figure every link helps.)

Tweets on 2009-06-11

  • Heading for a lunch date. #
  • @timprater can you get dj sponsorship? Slater Menswear sponsor the Sheriff of Nottingham… #
  • People dressed as firemen handing out ginger beer in Market Square #oms #
  • Oh, urgh! Cat has been sick from armchair in conservatory. All over my laundry. 😦 #
  • It was nearly asda roast chicken and salad but they were sold out. I TRIED healthy but FATE CONSPIRED AGAINST ME. Honest. #
  • @mithomas20 yup, deffo, drinks tomorrow. #
  • Catching up with the News Quiz from the Print Cave. Hamas have just taken overall control of Rutland. #
  • Received a #postcrossing postcard from U.S.A. – http://bit.ly/4f6Abx #
  • Writing a #postcrossing postcard to U.S.A. #
  • Writing a #postcrossing postcard to Finland #
  • Writing a #postcrossing postcard to Germany #
  • Writing a #postcrossing postcard to Brazil #
  • Writing a #postcrossing postcard to Taiwan #
  • Still doin’ the jobless roll, OI! http://libdemvoice.org/15342 #

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Tweets on 2009-06-10

  • @owenblacker you presumably already know? RT @libdemvoice Guardian publishes full list of Euro election results http://libdemvoice.org/15327 #
  • @dr_nick the poor signal might be because of the number of people! #
  • “Will your business be the first to thrive in Ingatestone?” http://tr.im/nVo7 #
  • Scary disappointing unsophisticated reactions to Obama from Jewish-Americans in Jerusalem. “Netanya-who?” http://tr.im/nWWS #
  • @madamemish was Caroline pro or anti Dollhouse? #
  • “The gayest man on earth would call this over the top” – Bonnier Tyler literal eclipse of the heart on youtube… http://tr.im/nXAn #
  • @documentally turn it off at the wall – and save the planet at the same time. #
  • @doctorvee if another window opens? #
  • @jamesgraham it’s German, but I can’t pick many words out. Saturn is like a German Fnac. “Wir hassen teuer” = “we hate expensive” #
  • #We’re off to see the dentist, the wonderful dentist who’s 12. #
  • Hmmm. Apparently gaping hole in mouth can easily be fixed with a filling in under 5 mins. #

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Tweets on 2009-06-09

  • Presenting a petition to Council on behalf of residents near the spinney who want the trees trimmed. #
  • Dredging details of Gambling Act out of my head after training three years ago. #
  • Delivering a 10 minute speech in 5 mins again. Babbling a bit to get it all in. #
  • Unanimity breaking out as we discuss Sustainable Communities Act submission in Nottingham. #
  • @tomatthechad define good pizza! I like Abe Pan on Mansfield Rd #
  • Oh dear. Whiskas was cheaper than Felix. I now know we don’t like Whiskas. #
  • Hmmm. Maybe Whiskas is acceptable after all. #
  • Logging into LDV to kill some errant apostrophes. #
  • @jamesgraham isn’t it the 20×20 of politics? #
  • @jamesgraham the animations on the Euro site. #

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Tweets on 2009-06-08

  • @kayray I played Spore for hours, but it wasn’t very rewarding. The final space stage, wtf? Didn’t win that. Not a patch on Civ. #
  • Heading off for election counting in Nottingham. I’m the only Lib Dem with the power to insist on a recount. Unlikely to be doing so. #
  • @artesea us too. #
  • @artesea I think Election Commission pay wages for counting staff and returning officers? #
  • @lordbonkers I’m hoping for another Gore Vidal moment, “I don’t know who you are!” #
  • This election programme on News24 is just awful! Enough! #
  • Oh is that Chris Byrant on Sky News? Not sure I recognise him with his clothes on. #
  • News coming in that East Mids results may be delayed by recount in Hinckley and Bosworth. #
  • Eek. R/o just called Wales a region. #
  • @lordbonkers counted/announced only at local authority level not constituency. #
  • Finkelstein calling events good news for Michael Foot as he is no longer the worst Labour leader in history. #
  • Very sad backdrop to Plaid spokes on Beeb – caretakers tidying away empty chairs whilst alarming eyebrows wiggle. #
  • Very melancholy backdrop to Plaid Cymru spokes on Beeb – caretakers tidying away empty chairs whilst alarming eyebrows wiggle. #
  • Finally, the East Mids results. BND back in. That Jury Team kid looks like he’s struggling to hold back tears. #
  • So… is it possible to get a spreadsheet of Euro results without installing Silverlight? #
  • @owenblacker have been sent this data link but can’t make it work: http://bit.ly/JAtxA #
  • No-one I’ve spoken to re my broken tooth seems bothered. “Come in when you can” is this a routine occurrence? No hurry if it doesn’t hurt. #
  • @owenblacker but presumably if Emids is there the rest are too by amending the URL a bit? #
  • Walking to work. Something I should do much more often. #
  • No doubt massively over-rewarding my exercise with calories. #

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Tweets on 2009-06-06

  • National projected voteshare on BBC News – LD up 3% on 28%, Tory on 38% down from 44%, Labour lowest ever on 23% and a wopping 11% Other #
  • Here in my control room on sofa with (eee)pc, beeb news, mobile, and increasingly bad tempered Bond villain style cat. #
  • @TomattheChad excellent service, watching you closely. #
  • @libdems @NottsCC is also useful, but hasn’t yet had the results from the hopeful LD gains #
  • Received a #postcrossing postcard from Italy – http://bit.ly/YoGtO #
  • Received a #postcrossing postcard from Canada – http://bit.ly/uHxaN #
  • Lib Dems on #Notts County Council looking at gains: already got to as many as previously with lots of our contests still to declare. #
  • @TomattheChad BBC News just called Notts County as NOC, that’s not official yet is it?? #
  • @alanfleming think most of the losses are West Country, where it’s certainly a bit scary. #
  • RT @CatAllenUk: Jason Zadrozny has spectacularly called on Ashfield MP Geoff Hoon to resign as he took the seat for Sutton North. #
  • Tories gain control of Notts CC. It’s tipping it down with rain. Coincidence? I think not. #
  • Election’s over. Now I need a new excuse to put off dieting. #
  • Grr. This isn’t just rain. It’s Tory torrential rain! #
  • @jonball verification should be face up except for euros. #
  • Ooh. That’s a weird feeling. I think I just lost half a molar. #
  • RT @damianbenner The #libdems have taken Hull, Liverpool and Bristol. Is this some sinister strategy to first control the ports? #
  • If only everyone was helping vital pollinating insects thrive. I say – give bees a chance. #
  • Where’s the download button gone from BBC iPlayer website? #
  • @USElaine far from it – they had some of the strangest abuses – moat cleaning, duck houses and the like. Somehow it seemed not to matter. #

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Tweets on 2009-06-05

  • Some tips for voters today: you do not need your poll card to vote (but it speeds things up. Polls open 7am-10pm. #
  • If you had a postal vote but haven’t returned it yet, you can take the ballot paper that came in the post to your local polling station. #
  • Oy vey, I have no stamina these days! #
  • Oh dear. Incomprehensible TV babble abounds. May have to cull the follow list til end of whatever tosh it is you’re all talking about. #
  • Eek. Sports hall has motion sensitive lighting which just turned themselves off. #
  • About 200 of up waiting for final announcement about turnout. #
  • RT @TomattheChad: I’m going to be tweeting the County Council election results live from County Hall in Nottingham throughout the day. #
  • @ramptops *I’m* not doing live coverage, @tomatthechad is. I’m just watching from home and crossing my fingers for the Nottingham tram. #
  • The Mansfield Chad’s coverage of the county elections is whupping the ass of BBC and Nottingham Evening Post. Put them in charge everywhere! #
  • Heh… http://isgordonbrownstillprimeminister.com/ #
  • Hmm, @libdemlocalgov appears a lab hold announced already, so RSN? But yesterday staff weren’t expecting results within business hours. #
  • “Hour-long World at One today to cover the deepening political crisis.” #bbcr4 #

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