• RT @catofstripes: I have quinces. Best recipes? please RT, thanks. #
• RT @alixmortimer: RT @SoSoGay: That awkward moment when you realise you've not had any in so long, it's OK for you to donate blood #
• RT @thermalsatsuma: RT @robey: i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined! #
• RT @ianvisits: Just a photo of two workers fixing the Empire State Building's antenna. http://j.mp/qvxXiL #
• @dr_nick rules change on Nov 7th. in reply to dr_nick #
• Love how neatly Irene swept my front garden last night. http://t.co/D5LS5ts #
• @PurplePotter what makes you think it's an interestingness competition? We follow you because we like you 😉 in reply to PurplePotter #
• Lib Drinks. (@ Fellows, Morton & Clayton) http://t.co/uUXh0W6 #

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• @Psythor one specially for you http://t.co/2yH3fum in reply to Psythor #
• @tweetminster It's not Guido making the claim it is Bell's local newspaper. in reply to tweetminster #
• Postman comes with my magazines: Liberator and the magazine of Assoc for Language Learners. (Inc Francophonie and Deutsch Lehren u. Lernen) #
• I can't see "Irene" (as in hurricane) written down without hearing it as spoken by Patricia Routledge in Ladies of Letters. i-RENE. #
• @jamesgraham @UnlockDemocracy so it turns out some MPs DO need to be made to work harder. Who knew? in reply to jamesgraham #
• I haven't so much turned the heating on, as left the heating on the thermostat all summer. Just now, the house is starting to fall below 18. #
• @owenblacker @cr3 @Rackspace yebbut… did they drop prices? Is that WHY they're expensive? 🙂 #missingthepoint #knowingpriceofeverthing in reply to owenblacker #
• Gah. I'm supposed to be being productive today, and yet somehow @ramtops has me googling crumhorn fingering and hoping nothing rude pops up #
• (@prateekbuch) I don't usually *Read* Liberator, it just goes onto the periodicals pile 🙂 in reply to prateekbuch #
• RT @miltonline: I have domainnameacquisitionsyndrome.com #
• @alixmortimer I'm sure no-one would mind if you just had a leeeeeetle sherry. in reply to alixmortimer #
• @alixmortimer *pokes dainty finger out and slurps genteely* #
• The story says Mad Nads "stormed out" – but the video clip seems to show her chuckling along at the joke? http://t.co/Uebkp81 #
• Restaurant Zest wants to be your friend on Foursquare. Er? Not sure that's how it works. WE go the VENUES. They don't try and friend us! #
• Can't even see the name Ted Haggard without thinking "is completely heterosexual" (Gay Homophobe http://t.co/wbBNePC) #
• Ever since ill-advisedly following a link by @alixmortimer (despite the warning) I've been humming "moon cup dot com!" to the card ad tune. #
• Alan Titchmarsh rang his first quarter peal (Campanophile) http://t.co/azj2cUJ #
• So, does anyone want an atticful of old Lib Dem conference policy papers before I recycle them? #
• @catofstripes hah! we made that at school in Home Ec once, and for years I thought that's what pizza was! in reply to catofstripes #
• @catofstripes mmmm pizza. #
• RT @warrenellis: Bachmann: "if we burned sinners for energy, we could create 1.2 million new pre-Rapture jobs" #
• That's strange. I've gone from "too full to move" to "hungry" after reading about Blue Peter Scone Pizza http://t.co/ddgRTrs #

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• Cat is trying to catch leaves landing on conservatory roof. From inside the conservatory. #
• RT @ianvisits: How the media deal with blogger identities http://j.mp/r7pvUx #
• Weirdest thing found whilst tidying today… a magnetic genome from the OU. I shall put it with my magnetic preamble to the constitution. #
• RT @ZoomUK: The Zoom H2n is out now! http://t.co/cxUUZP2 #
• Magnetic preamble. http://t.co/Q4F1HiL #
• @JonBall @alixmortimer hang on, will send picture. Was a freebie from LGA Lib Dems at some councillor conference in the past. in reply to JonBall #
• @alixmortimer I might have just got it wrong 🙂 in reply to alixmortimer #
• @lordbonkers @rorysmith_tel I will now be humming that for days again. Enwogion o fri. #enwogion in reply to lordbonkers #
• MT @lordbonkers: Damning story about Stuart Bell MP: 100 calls, no one ever answered. http://t.co/PsQFt0R << but dear God the ads annoy #
• "The Stand" used as monitor stand. http://t.co/fpDS88T (I'm currently using Larousse 🙂 #
• There is no reason for me to be awake now. Must end the nocturnal bodyclock soon! #
• Still, I suppose, at least I am going to bed earlier than yesterday morning. #softleesoftlee #
• @willhowells @GarethAveyard hear the one about the hipster who burned her mouth? She ate pizza before it was cool. in reply to willhowells #

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• Loving the Guardian picture series about Barra's airport on the beach http://t.co/f5YltgO #wanderlust #
• @ScottyWalks get wet 🙂 in reply to ScottyWalks #
• @helenduffett cripes! in reply to helenduffett #
• Taken 5 goes to find a jeweler who will replace watch batteries, but this one offers free coffee while I wait 🙂 #
• Yay, working watches. Now just to get used to wearing one again. #
• Bloody hell, when did my wrist get so fat?! #interrobang #
• RT @dbelbin: I'm told there's an Elbow tribute band called Arse, who are so good that people can't tell them apart #
• Wow, someone is tarring and feathering Paris parking meters. http://t.co/HM2bfaH #
• For the love of god, Flylady, will you STOP GOING ON AND ON AND ON about BLOODY WATER BOTTLES!! #
• @DrewCR2 which one? in reply to DrewCR2 #
• @po8crg got that one as soon as the group was split. P shouting out the Madge one very early on too. Never knew she had 4! in reply to po8crg #
• @10anta half planned a Lib Drinks at Wellington, 1930 on Monday, that can serve also as a #ldconf #tweetup in reply to 10anta #
• Sudden taste fantasy of curly fries. Should go and eat the fennel pasta I cooked. #
• Oh, such treasures on't Tivo. The Simpsons Itchy and Scratchy Land episode. "Mai children need WINE!!" #

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• Phew. Almost all the party washing up done and the table linen all in the machine. #
• @dr_nick dinner party! in reply to dr_nick #
• RT @poddelusion: A Sunday evening treat for you all… @PodDelusion LIVE in #Leicester http://t.co/P9xL7bt << featuring ME! 🙂 🙂 #
• @mithomas20 thermal socks would be cheaper in reply to mithomas20 #
• Evensong ringing. (@ St. Peter's Church) http://t.co/H5WEzj9 #
• Going upstairs on the bus #simplepleasures #easilypleased #
• They're taking down the beach in Old Market Square. And why are they flying the Red Ensign from the Council House? #
• @DrewCR2 I save that for the rare occasions I frequent the DLR. in reply to DrewCR2 #
• @enitharmon ah, I knew it was their flag, but I didn't know they had a day. in reply to enitharmon #
• RT @journodave: Now convinced that churnalism is no longer greatest threat to news. SEO optimisation is fast catching up. #
• RT @journodave: p.s. STEVE JOBS JUSTIN BIEBER CAR CRASH IPHONE 5 LEAKED LEFT IN A PUB BEYONCE PREGNANT FREE IPAD. #
• (I retweeeted that because I want to see how many spammy @s I get) @journodave #
• @Alexander_Ball at least it wasn't OJ! in reply to Alexander_Ball #
• Fulfilling my six-weekly "empty box in attic" to do. Finding weird CDs: Schubert, Elgar, Anna Russell and… Curtis Stigers… #whohe #
• I think this box dates back to around the time Anna Russell died. #
• @Psythor something about overcoming the initial hurdle "we're nice people really, you don't have to be perfect, give it a go" in reply to Psythor #
• Surely, I didn't buy this CD because the singer is cute? *plays* Urgh! Jazz! *later* aaah… covers a Stephin Merritt song… badly. #
• @Psythor "it's hard to describe" – unhelpful! and repeated… in reply to Psythor #
• Right, enough of the Stigers. Back to the Schubert. #
• Interestingly, the Schubert CD I just found in the attic is the one whose empty box has been on my bedside table for the last 4 years… #
• There's still another empty Schubert CD case… with piece of music I actually wanted… CD still lost… #
• OK, now booking flights to Dublin for christening of latest nephew. Ryanair have a new "Oxygen Reservation Fee" … #
• So when you fly with just hand luggage, do you have to decant toothpaste into one of those little bottles too? #
• Just had email urging me to support conference motion on Heath. Not sure whether it's about the late former prime minister or common land. #
• @dr_nick snigger in reply to dr_nick #
• So… who's going to win #gbbo Is it, perhaps, the guy on the cover of the TV tie-in book? http://t.co/HoIqtqR @robertbillingto #

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• @sarabedford don't most get that in antenatal services? in reply to sarabedford #
• @veganbear up there with "Looks like Tarzan, talks like Jane" in reply to veganbear #
• Just burped the chicken liver mousse I ate 7 hours ago. All sorts of food since then. How come that flavour comes back?! #

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• RT @arranfrood: RT @Pundamentalism: Donkey Poker?! You bet your ass. #
• RT @lordbonkers: RT @thomasbrake: I’ll be on Newnight tonight at 10.30pm talking about Control Orders #
• RT @poddelusion: We've now done ONE HUNDRED @PodDelusion episodes. Listen to the 100th here: http://t.co/vipndFO #
• Keys To The Internet http://t.co/x1Wt2Y3 #
• "Pulled pork with clams recipe" – can you really roast something for 7 hours without covering it or keeping it enclosed? http://t.co/rvFG4Fi #
• @IainDale @joanbakewell does she plan on tweeting anything ever? in reply to IainDale #
• Caught last five mins of #bbcaq as ringing finished early. Just heard @iaindale threatening to rip off @marthakearney's skirt. Whimpering. #
• @helenduffett boo! in reply to helenduffett #
• Third attempt at this tarte. Prettier than first, but not as pretty as second. http://t.co/ptMRqaJ #
• @LonWon Charming! it's a chocolate, poached pear tart. http://t.co/avonDt3 in reply to LonWon #
• Good grief, Lembit failed huuuuuugely. Well done, London. (Liberal England) http://t.co/ZCKnzeq #
• "Psycho" shower curtain http://t.co/5F5INlX #
• @LonWon the photography doesn't help 🙂 in reply to LonWon #

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• @adbritton the council closed them and built houses on them? in reply to adbritton #
• RT @Nott_Energy: Learn more about reducing your fuel bills http://t.co/ofQDiTB also, try our Energy Tariff Switch tool http://t.co/LDfHzvg #
• @markpack single column text! in reply to markpack #
• @journodave you expensive? Can you do hoovering? in reply to journodave #
• Something on our street has been beeping a Morse 's' continually for the last four hours #
• RT @binny_uk: @alexfoster It's a snake with a telegraph machine #
• Conceivably, it's actually repeated Oooos. In which case it could also be a ghost with a telegraph machine. #
• @lordbonkers I sent my photo in late. Not acknowledged. No communication at all whether I can come. Fortunately I am not going… in reply to lordbonkers #
• What do people do with business cards these days? Are we all bunging them into Evernote? Anyone still have a Rolodex? #productivity #
• I did have an alphabetic thing with dividers. Then accidentally knocked it off desk, and it went everywhere 😦 #
• @duncanborrowman they're quite expensive! Can you cross-reference / tag? in reply to duncanborrowman #
• Not sure why I'm watching this 9/11 documentary. It's not like I don't know what happened. #
• Bloody beeping noise is still going on. #
• @alanfleming Less singing. in reply to alanfleming #
• Why would you call a recipe yield "half a quart" ? Why wouldn't you just say 1 pint?! #damnyanks #
• I have translated this recipe http://t.co/FkqZSpy into this, http://t.co/EFgJs9Y – mainly for my own use. #
• @helenduffett ooh, nice jacket 🙂 in reply to helenduffett #
• A novel solution to replacing grate covers in a low tax economy http://t.co/BjWiN5O #
• How much did you eat for lunch today? http://t.co/G0GuzYd #

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• @Meryl_F yeah, I've had dozens of wine vouchers acksherly, just this one seemed more appropriate 🙂 in reply to Meryl_F #
• Mining the clutter for carpet. Not seen for five years. #
• Ooh, found a long lost cd. "I spent all day… dreaming of the way I'd like to hold you." #
• I actually wanted to find this CD for a different song, but strangely it's this track that's sticking with me. #
• In Chinese takeaway with two 50 year old skate boarders with ratty long hair. #
• Hmm. My Nottingham Road Chinese has a bilingual English / Welsh food hygiene certificate. #
• @lordbonkers it's not awful, but it's a fairly massive change to have made for you unasked… in reply to lordbonkers #
• @ChristofHughes ooh, many happies 🙂 in reply to ChristofHughes #

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• RT @GertrudeSavile: @alexfoster Thank you Mr.Foster. The lyons are most apealing. #TowerofLondon #lions #
• Strange urge to try and make focaccia tomorrow #gbbo #
• @corfmeister you do know they speeded up the dough rising for the telly, right? 🙂 🙂 in reply to corfmeister #
• Ooh, fixmytransport on You and Yours. #
• Ordered a big bunch of "becoming a teacher" textbooks from Amazon. Turned up with a "free wine!" voucher. #coincidence #ithinknot #
• @10anta you think you're President Bartlett now? 🙂 in reply to 10anta #
• @Psythor @grrraemewells @poddelusion Click "Alex Foster" in the tag cloud and listen to those 🙂 in reply to Psythor #
• Phoning my order in to the butcher. Gonna be a meaty weekend 🙂 #

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