Following on from my writing about double dactyls, two family members have come up with some suggestions:

My Mum, writing about my Dad, who is a chiropodist:

Clippety snippety
Christopher Fosterfer
Cutting the nails on our
Fingers and toes

Sorting verrucas out
Hard skin and other stuff
Chiropodially
Curing our woes

And P, who surfed a certain website and found a certain euphony in “Liberal Democrat / Mayoral Candidate” suggested:

Bibbety bobbety
Brian L Paddick an
Ex-Police Officer
Currently is

Incontrovertibly
Liberal Democrat
Mayoral Candidate
Let’s hope he wins