One true way to bundle headphones

This cool vid on Gizmodo (hmm… two links in two days to Gizmodo, will have to keep this under review) shows how to bundle iPod earbud headphones.

iPods, as you will probably know, have revolutionised many of those dull dull jobs you have to do as a Lib Dem – many of them leaflet related. I now have a small metal  box full of BBC podcasts to take around with me when I’m letterboxing and the time just flies past.

I’ve also been using them whilst printing leaflets recently – works fine whilst printing, but you have to couple ear buds with ear defenders in order to be able to hear anything over a noisy clacking folding machine.

And it’s using the ear defenders that is the only way I have ever managed to make the bud-style headphones actually stick in my ear for more than a few minutes. I don’t know if I have anatomically wrong ears or something, but for me, earbuds just fall out after a few minutes.  I have to use sports (oh, the irony!) headphones that loop around my ear or the sort on springs that go around your neck – but those are uncomfortable for anything longer than a single edition of the News Quiz.

And while we’re at it, here’s a quick plea for the Beeb:  more comedy podcasts please!

Californian trains

I wrote about Prop 8, and the staggering 34 separate referendums on San Francisco ballot papers for Lib Dem voice.

One of the things Californians were voting on was a bond issue to finance a new high-speed rail link for CA, the “Safe, Reliable High-Speed Passenger Train Bond Act.”  Interesting the need to reassure about safety and reliability, even in the name of the bill before the Californian senate.

There’s lots of info about the proposed route on Wikipedia.  WP also has a useful map of who voted for it – and if my geography isn’t way out, it looks like the counties who aren’t going to get any of the benefit were the ones who didn’t vote for it.

Gizmodo has some sweet CGI animations, and there’s also an official website.

Don’t read this unless you use Twitter and WordPress

WordPress bloggers who use Twitter have known for some time that you
can use the plugin Twitter Tools to reproduce your twitter content into your blog in one daily mindump at a time of your choosing.

You can also use Twitter Tools to point twitter readers at your blog whenever you write a new post – which has been controversial for some. My view is that it’s probably OTT for those who still blog multiple times a day, but ideal for the many of us who used to, but who now twitter many times a day instead and blog only infrequently. The practice was annoying back in the day when tweets arrived as SMSes and you couldn’t do much about it from your phone, but now that Twitter have removed this function far more people are reading Twitter from a computer.

But the aha! moment I had last week which prompted me to write this piece was an interesting bit of additional functionality you can get from adding in the plugin KB Linker to the mix. KB Linker scans your blog post texts for key phrases and inserts a link.

It’s fully configurable, so you choose your key phrases and the links they generate. At LDV, we have a full list of all Lib Dem MPs and other representatives, so that whenever one of our correspondents idly tosses in a name, the site automatically plugs their website.

Using KB Linker and Twitter Tools means you can have a system where key words in tweets can become links by the time they make it into postings on your blog – without having to use awkward tinyurls and so on.

You could use this to direct blog readers to useful posts or pages on your own site which unpack some of your shorthand. For example, councillor bloggers could point the word “ctte” to a posting explaining which committees they serve on and what they actually do.

You could use it for SEO, and point regularly occurring twitter words at sites that need a little Google boost.

You could even use it to link a hashtag to the hashtag-summary page on Twemes. And hope that the world doesn’t explode in a massive mess of Web 2.0 self-referential geekery that vanishingly few people will actually understand.

Very silly question

Halfway through a Yougov survey, we get:

Who would you say was the greatest questioner of all time?

  • Einstein
  • Holly Willoughby
  • Nostradamus
  • Aristotle
  • Jonathan Ross
  • My mum
  • Frank Skinner
  • Isaac Newton
  • Davina McCall
  • Satre
  • Anne Robinson
  • Jeremy Paxman
  • Chris Tarrant
  • Other
  • Don’t know
Well, that’s a list and-a-half.

CBRN training at RAF Newton

EDIT: A commenter points out I have a number of the details wrong, for which, apologies. The main purpose of this post is to point out “just how much we expect firefighters to do – far more than just putting out fires.” If ever you should find yourself under chemical, biological, radioactive or nuclear attack, please follow the instructions of the personnel on site and don’t rely on this blogpost as your blueprint to safe escape.

I spent a couple of hours this afternoon at a fascinating training session for emergency services personnel. One of my duties as a councillor is to serve on Notts Fire and Rescue Authority, so this sort of thing crops up every now and again – and always amazes me at just how much we expect firefighters to do.  Far more than just putting out fires.

The event simulated a major contamination incident.  CBRN is Chemical, Biological, Radioactive or Nuclear, and it seems you use pretty much the same sort of kit at all of them.

In attendance were personnel from all three emergency services from all five counties of the East Midlands, as well as quite a lot of military people, presumably soldiers.  I formed part of a group of about 30 observers, who were variously senior managers from the emergency services and other local authority people like me.  We got to go around first for a Q&A and in my case, my first glimpse at the kit they use.

Which is comprehensive.  We started off on a multi-hazard suit, a lurid orange affair with a breathing mask and inbuilt water flask.  They need the water because they get so hot they lose a lot of fluids.

CBRN training day

The guy at the front is wearing one of those suits. You can apparently only wear them for a very limited amount of time – less than an hour – before you have to change out of them, and changing out is a very complicated affair. So complicated that you need a person to help you, and a third person to read off the sheet the order you have to do everything. We got to watch two officers disrobe, helped by two other officers wearing the suit, with a third with the cheat sheet. Every second step was “wash your hands in bleach”. Everything has to be done in the right order to avoid contamination getting from the suit onto you. As we were watching them take the things off, we saw they were in three parts – the fluorescent outer layer, an inner layer, and under that, a fetching mormon style thermal underwear suit.

The procedures for officer safety were monumental – keeping track of working time for safety purposes and to make sure no-one gets left behind; the procedures for dressing, undressing and washing, the things you have to carry with you, the things not to bring.

After looking at officer kit, we then followed an exercise about what would happen to civilians in the “hot zone.” They’d be taken to a tent, have their contaminated clothes cut off them with a safety knife, and asked to put on a set of really strange looking protective clothing. They’d be handed bags with numbers on and matching wrist tags and all their clothes and valuables divided between two bags. Then they have to wipe their faces and blow their noses on a wet-one before trooping off to a video camera to recite their names, details and contents of their valuables bags. Only then do they get to go through the shower and get a third change of clothes.

CBRN training day

Once in the shower, you’re assisted by officers in another type of suit – this one with self contained breathing apparatus that is suitable for helping out in the showers, but not nearly protective enough to enable you go into the hot zone itself.

CBRN training day

While we were there, they ran a simulation about what would happen if one of the suits failed. They had to cut a suit off an officer – not something they practice very often, because the suits are so expensive. Happily, the suit co provide cheaper suits just so you can practice cutting them off.

CBRN training day

And fear ye not – if the contamination had already got to you and you were unable to walk, the Ambulance Service have a very similar decontamination tent next door – but their’s had a portable conveyor belt running down the middle. They put you on a back-board and can then trundle you down through the showers, and do everything for you.

CBRN training day

After all this excitement, we went to see a mobile lab vehicle – all sorts of interesting kit there, including mobile gas spectrometry and machine that could identify white powders. At this point, the exercise was using one of the deserted houses on the RAF base. Officers had found a “body” in the house along with a white powder that could have been the cause of the contamination. The kit they had with them could identify the body from his fingerprints in 5 minutes, and identify the white powder in 2. It turned out to be flour – but could have been anything!

After that, lunch – Hot Pack rations where you add a little sachet of water to something that looked like a bandage, but got very hot, and heated a foil pouch of something pretty tasty – meatballs and pasta.

And after that, a final stop to see a new command and control van with some very fancy equipment. Designed to fit into any fire brigade operation in the country, it had a satellite and dozens of computers, a projector, tables, an awning that looked suspiciously like a caravan awning, and some very able staff keen to show off what it could do. It ran almost entirely like the control centre at Fire HQ, but with the benefit of being on wheels.

All in all a very interesting day. And almost as interesting was the opportunity to see the deserted RAF Newton, billed as a possible site for one of the government’s eco towns. You can see the attraction – there are already dozens of houses there, and the site is very well placed between the A46 and the A52. Any future development should reuse existing buildings as much as possible to take advantage of the embedded energy – it’s much greener to renovate than rebuild. But equally I can see arguments against it – the immediate roads are tiny, and well-used by cycling families, and can do without a thousand new cars. And bits of the tiny village of Newton were very pretty indeed.

QR codes

QR code of http://www.alexfoster.me.uk/The nerd in me was very interested to read about QR codes on Martin Tod’s blog.

A bit of tinkering around, and I’ve found a program my Nokia e65 can use to read the 2-dimensional barcodes, and a website where I can generate the barcodes, and I’m away.

Happily, the barcode reader can also read the Data Matrix format, so I’m not tying myself to one format in a Betamax moment. Irritatingly, QuickMark makes a noise whenever it has successfully decoded something. It’s a good job you can turn that off.

qrcode

Exercise

I am tired and achey after a few days of much more exercise then I never normally get.

Firstly getting to play with a gadget is encouraging me to walk more. MapMyRun.com has a number of challenges, the only one of which that was remotely achievable for me was “Walk A Marathon in 30 Days.”  I got off to a good start walking to a meeting in town and back, but have now fallen behind.

Yesterday I had my first real meeting with my cycling instructor from Nottingham Ridewise. I was very kindly given a bike a year or so ago by a friend who’d replaced hers with a better one. It’s been sitting in our living room ever since, so must have enjoyed having its tyres reinflated to be bundled into the back of my car for a brief outing to the Forest Rec.

Many people have wondered how you teach 100 kilos of hulking adult to ride a bike.  Stabilisers are out, as is the traditional “Dad” approach of running behind and holding the bike up.  The approach we attempted was for me to free-wheel down a slope with my legs held wide of the pedals, then a separate exercise trying to pedal.  The theory is all easily understandable but I have not got as far as making my awkward uncoordinated limbs do quite what I ought to be doing.  So, the next plan is for me to repeat the exercises on my own and then get in touch with the instructor when I’m ready for another go.  But for the time being, I am – well – saddle sore, I think is the polite way of putting it – and my hip hurts from all that swinging my leg high enough to get it over the bike.  Poor me!

Then today, I have been playing golf.  Not something I ever thought I would do, but two of my friends unexpectedly took it up some time ago, and invited me to have a go on a driving range.  Today, two of us had a weekday free, so we went over to the Riverside Golf Centre to try a go at 9 holes of actual golf, instead of standing in a booth whacking balls as far as you can.

The centre is really approachable and will lend you clubs, so really is suitable for total beginners.  I suspect people with loads of experience would find the rookies everywhere frustrating.  It being a weekday, there weren’t many people around.  A group of four athletic studenty types followed us immediately we began, so we let them go ahead of us, and after that, it was probably another 40 minutes before anyone else started round, so we had plenty of freedom to just get on with it.

And actually, I wasn’t all that bad.  I wasn’t by any stretch of the imagination good at it.  I didn’t get anything approaching par on any of the holes, and spent a lot of time toing and froing on the greens.  But by and large I stuck to the fairways and avoided the water hasards and bunkers.  I managed to go 8 holes with the same ball before finally sending it into a pond.  Although I managed to fish it back out of the water, I then managed to lose it in a ballcleaning device at the start of the next hole by misunderstanding how it worked.

But by and large I had a really great afternoon, and I’m looking forward to the next opportunity to have a go.  I’m quite a way off from doing anything rash like investing in golf kit or clothing, particularly when the golf centre is more than happy to let you borrow clubs for free.

To be honest, at the moment, I am feeling much more positive about the golf than the cycling.  Which is a shame, because the cycling could be much more useful.

My pointless battle with the Council

The Council has upgraded its email system.  Before it was using IMAP with Horde, and there were complaints.  The system was slow, people used up their mailbox quota in the blink of an eye, it wasn’t very user friendly.  If you were one of the favoured few allowed access to your email from home, you had to use a big RSA SecurID keyfob with an ever-changing 6 digit number on the front.  I’m not entirely sure what was in council email that could possibly need as much protection as internet banking!

Now that has changed, and they’re embarking on a rollout of Outlook Web Access, which I think is the same thing as MS Exchange.

And it’s pretty good.  Access from home is much better.  It has many new features, lots of which are ace.  It should help the officers and councillors be more productive, as it is simply easier to use, despite being more fully functional.  It’s more the sort of product other organisations use, so people joining us and leaving us will have useful transferable skills.

And like other Outlook versions, it also has a good group diary facility, meaning we can store our commitments and availability on the system, and it can help organise meetings by checking other people’s schedules for you.  This could really be helpful right across the council, where there is no shortage of busy people, and particularly helpful with councillors who have strange commitment patterns.

So, I was hoping it would integrate with the electronic diary I am already using on my Nokia E65, which for the past few years has been reasonably successful at managing my diverse commitments and making sure I turn up at most of the things I am supposed to do.

I was really hoping I could just make the Council system a third or fourth place where I can sync my data to.  If I did that reasonably frequently, the version of my diary on the Council system should be up-to-date enough to be useful, and could work as an extra backup just in case.  True it would mean sending details of my personal commitments too, but you can mark them as private, and it is useful to the Council because it explains when I am on other business and not available.

Technically, I think this is possible. There is a free download which connects Nokia business phones with the Outlook system.  Unfortunately, there is a policy in place which says this is a bad idea.  They don’t want personal devices connecting directly to the council system.

This is a little odd.  I am allowed to read my email and connect to my diary from any computer in the world.  That’s at least partly the point of the new system – easy, secure, remote access.  I can even use the web browser on my mobile phone to access the system, although the screen is a bit small for that to be really useful.  But it seems actually synching with the system is different, and not allowed.

The solutions suggested have been helpful, but stop short of what I want.  “Keep two diaries!” they suggest.  Which strikes me as a recipe for real confusion, not least because being a councillor is more a lifestyle than a job.  Council commitments can be any time from 7am-10pm six nights a week.

They have also offered me a Council mobile phone with data connection that would do everything my existing phone does.  On a one off basis, they don’t mind taking my existing data from my existing phone, putting it on the council system and from then on, only using a Council phone.

Now, there’s problems with this approach.  Nottingham City Councillors are offered a fair amount of kit if they want it to help with the job of being a councillor.  You can have a council telephone extension in your home, which I do have.  They offer mobile phones, a laptop or a computer.  I’ve resisted all of those because I already have one of each, and I don’t want another.  I don’t want two computers on my desk where one can only be used for council work and one for private, not least because the boundary between the two can be blurry.  This weekend, a Council director kindly came to a Lib Dem meeting to brief Lib Dem local party members about regeneration in Nottingham. Was that encouraged Council work or verboten party political work – or really a blend of the two?

So I have resisted taking on Council tech, because in almost all circumstances, I can use my own equipment to do the same job, and not have to worry about whether I am abusing council facilities when I also use it to do all the things I normally do with the internet, which if I’m honest consumes almost all of my leisure time.

The point at which this approach doesn’t work is when the Council ban personal machines from connecting to their network.  Which is an understandable position – their own machines they are responsible for keeping secure, virus free, and legal in terms of software licences. Other people’s machines are a different kettle of fish – close to Rumsfeld Unknown Unknowns.

But where that leaves me with my diary is uncertain. Hopefully this will be resolvable.