Aquarist’s news

Oh dear. An aquarist friend of Paul’s has identified Fin Rot on the backs of some the new fish, and has a gloomy prognosis.

But http://www.fishdoc.co.uk/disease/finrot.htm says:

[…] stress is the major cause of fin rot. This could be due to a fish disease such as parasites, or overcrowding, low oxygen levels, bullying, poor water quality etc. The most important first step is to resolve any stressors. If caught early, this may be sufficient.

Hmm. Now the fish are in my care, they’re not overcrowded and the should be enough oxygen. I can work on the water quality. Maybe it’s not such a problem.

Oh, well. At least the mussels don’t have fins.

The highlight of the weekend was a trip up to Hull to see I’m Sorry I haven’t a Clue being recorded the New Theatre. A bit of a strange experience: it’s much slower in real life, presumably because they edit it down to half an hour. Certainly funny, but I actually think I prefer it on the radio. The audience was staggeringly middle-class — I felt out ra-raed when I popped down to the bar at half time for a coffee. A barely teenage girl asked, “Do you think a place like this will do Pimm’s?” (I was uncertain whether she was dissing Hull in general or the New Theatre in specific. Bits of Hull were quite pretty, and the New Theatre was great.) and someone else was complaining that the dry white wine wasn’t dry enough for her tastes. Apparently the shows aren’t to be broadcast until quite late in December. You’ll recognise me as the one person to applaud a move in Mornington Cresc. I really like the episodes where the audience reacts to MC moves with applause, gasps, etc., but my attempt to get that into this show fell flat.

Hull being near Grimsby it was easier to pop to the same friend’s parents we stayed with last week for the night rather than struggling back to Nottingham in the dark. It’s a shame that Paul wasn’t able to come with us this weekend, but his madrigal group had a gig at someone’s wedding.

Paul’s parents popped in briefly this evening on the way somewhere and had a nice cup of tea and a slice of today’s bread, made with Hovis granary flour.

I started drinking the homebrew in earnest. It is nice, but there’s so much CO2 in the pressure barrel that pouring the beer is tricky: you end up with an enormous head, and if you turn the tap on too hard by mistake instead of turning it off, beer all over the cellar floor. I don’t think I’m actually going to be drinking many of these 40 pints…

Getting through the Alias at a rate of knots — now at 2×11. What next?!

Aquarist's news

Oh dear. An aquarist friend of Paul’s has identified Fin Rot on the backs of some the new fish, and has a gloomy prognosis.

But http://www.fishdoc.co.uk/disease/finrot.htm says:

[…] stress is the major cause of fin rot. This could be due to a fish disease such as parasites, or overcrowding, low oxygen levels, bullying, poor water quality etc. The most important first step is to resolve any stressors. If caught early, this may be sufficient.

Hmm. Now the fish are in my care, they’re not overcrowded and the should be enough oxygen. I can work on the water quality. Maybe it’s not such a problem.

Oh, well. At least the mussels don’t have fins.

The highlight of the weekend was a trip up to Hull to see I’m Sorry I haven’t a Clue being recorded the New Theatre. A bit of a strange experience: it’s much slower in real life, presumably because they edit it down to half an hour. Certainly funny, but I actually think I prefer it on the radio. The audience was staggeringly middle-class — I felt out ra-raed when I popped down to the bar at half time for a coffee. A barely teenage girl asked, “Do you think a place like this will do Pimm’s?” (I was uncertain whether she was dissing Hull in general or the New Theatre in specific. Bits of Hull were quite pretty, and the New Theatre was great.) and someone else was complaining that the dry white wine wasn’t dry enough for her tastes. Apparently the shows aren’t to be broadcast until quite late in December. You’ll recognise me as the one person to applaud a move in Mornington Cresc. I really like the episodes where the audience reacts to MC moves with applause, gasps, etc., but my attempt to get that into this show fell flat.

Hull being near Grimsby it was easier to pop to the same friend’s parents we stayed with last week for the night rather than struggling back to Nottingham in the dark. It’s a shame that Paul wasn’t able to come with us this weekend, but his madrigal group had a gig at someone’s wedding.

Paul’s parents popped in briefly this evening on the way somewhere and had a nice cup of tea and a slice of today’s bread, made with Hovis granary flour.

I started drinking the homebrew in earnest. It is nice, but there’s so much CO2 in the pressure barrel that pouring the beer is tricky: you end up with an enormous head, and if you turn the tap on too hard by mistake instead of turning it off, beer all over the cellar floor. I don’t think I’m actually going to be drinking many of these 40 pints…

Getting through the Alias at a rate of knots — now at 2×11. What next?!

Fish

I wasn’t planning on getting more fish, I had in mind scrubbing out the aquarium for one last time and putting a small ad in the post office to flog the lot off at bargain basement prices.

However, Paul missed the flobbalob of tiny gills, and I gave in. Today the tank is filled with golden life again: five tiny goldfish and two swan mussels that seemed like a good idea at the time. Now, all I need is a wireless web cam to share our enthusiasm with you dear reader… no! enough technology now!

The KVM switch finally arrived today and I’ve been playing with that. No sign of docking station yet, however, which limits scope for using KVM somewhat.

Saw Collateral earlier in the week with the Orange 2-4-1 deal. Quite liked it. Reminded of Nicole Kidman’s comments about stopping going out with Tom Cruise meant she could wear high-heeled shoes again without worrying about being taller than him.

It's over

Paul watched over Billy the Fish’s last moments. Upset by Billy’s state, he was just resolved on some form of euthanasia when the fish came to, had its last lucid moment, stared Paul directly in the face, shook all of its muscles at once and expired, rolling over onto his side.

The fish tank is dark tonight, the pump hums no more. The clock in the dining room has stopped.

It’s over

Paul watched over Billy the Fish’s last moments. Upset by Billy’s state, he was just resolved on some form of euthanasia when the fish came to, had its last lucid moment, stared Paul directly in the face, shook all of its muscles at once and expired, rolling over onto his side.

The fish tank is dark tonight, the pump hums no more. The clock in the dining room has stopped.

Homicidal goldfish

Billy the Fish may not make it through the night. This fish dates back to another insane impulse purchase in 2001 or so, and he’s the only fish to make it this far, through two house moves and tank changes. He’s survived all the other original goldfish, which all either died or — miraculously disappeared overnight, while Billy got fatter and fatter. He survived horrendous disease that wiped out all the other fish in the tank, a disease that probably came in with new fish that I didn’t adequately quarantine. And now he’s spasming at the bottom of the tank unable to swim at all.