Billy the Fish may not make it through the night. This fish dates back to another insane impulse purchase in 2001 or so, and he’s the only fish to make it this far, through two house moves and tank changes. He’s survived all the other original goldfish, which all either died or — miraculously disappeared overnight, while Billy got fatter and fatter. He survived horrendous disease that wiped out all the other fish in the tank, a disease that probably came in with new fish that I didn’t adequately quarantine. And now he’s spasming at the bottom of the tank unable to swim at all.