• Probably shouldn't use this in teaching. (Is your child stupid? Use him as a brush!) http://t.co/5dp2Bs7u #
• Cat getting wise to what appearance of the cat carrier means 🙂 (@ Arnwood Vets) http://t.co/5qX3OthC #
• Never been entirely sure about the vet's animal op pics. Now they have tv footage too! http://t.co/SCjmhUEc #
• Now even estate agents understand about the Zombie Apocalypse. http://t.co/L4v9DKy5 #
• @JChris_J how about if I say something po-faced about how awful it is? Perhaps with an irony smiley like this one: in reply to JChris_J #
• RT @newsaboutwomen: French feminists want to ditch ‘mademoiselle’ >>> German feminists ditched Fräulein years ago! http://t.co/6DzeQaIB #
• RT @LloydieJL: The One Show reminds me of that classic Victoria Wood segue "Well, I don't know if dolphins ever get cystitis". #
• @JChris_J mm yeah, have been thinking about it and discussed with tutor. Will talk to school next week (erk) too. in reply to JChris_J #
• Wow, someone has told Lord Gnome about bleeding to the edge. #
• Cripes. Law & Order: SVU is doing a DSK-style storyline as its series opener. http://t.co/jfcQ6etR #
• Next Weds is World Teacher's Day. Theme: Gender Equality. What better way to celebrate than starting school placement! http://t.co/Zha5iG36 #
• Rudely awoken by sound of… Vogon constructor fleet? Martian invasion? WTF is it? #
• Trying to stop the alarm by putting my fingers in my ears. #

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