• All those in the how-long-till-new-car-knackered sweepstake, answer is now! Just got rear-ended at junction. #
• New bumper needed, I guess. Cosmetic damage only, got other guy's details #
• @MoyseyUK well I'm not going to (although that did happen when it was me to blame in 2004) #
• RT @dr_nick: Great use of qr codes – today received postcard from Anthony Nolan trust with an update your contact details here qr code =) #
• RT @BeauBodOr: RT @hexachordal: Woman at the train station pulling along luggage with one working wheel. Case en pointe. #
• @BeauBodOr @hexachordal wow, ballet puns?! #
• I'm totes fine, no damage to me at all. #
• @BeauBodOr My mental pic of you was younger! I haven't got long left – I only reg'ed because us diseased gays aren't allowed to give blood. #
• @kayray eating is one of life's pleasures! I'd rather have work-in-a-pill #
• RT @turtlestack: We're at war with France! CORRECTION: We're at war, with France. #punctuationmatters #
• RT @GaryDelaney: I'm pretty sure that Prof.Brian Cox looks 14% larger than usual today. #

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