Dave nice but knave has an excellent parody of the Tory leader’s speech. Here are some snippets I liked.

Tony Blair spoke of the 24 hour media world. But this is a country not a television channel. We have some bad policies for our long term future, and I am ready for that.

What matters more than experience, is having the character, and the judgement of of a shallow PR man. Experience is the excuse of everyone who wants to stop change – it was our excuse in 92 and 97, except it was right then.

The risk is not speaking in platitudes, the risk is that people won’t mistake platitutes for wisdom.