Horace update

Horace died last week.

He crawled into the bathroom, then back out.

Then he decided to set up camp on the doorframe.

The next time someone closed the door, he got mashed.

Out, out brief candle, etc.

3 comments on “Horace update

  1. Rob F says:

    “someone”

    The vagueness smacks of guilt! P must be gutted.

  2. niles says:

    We really don’t know! We didn’t find the crumpled body until we went looking for him, so it could have happened repeatedly over the previous 24 hours.

  3. dr_nick says:

    horace, horace? who the f@ck is horace?!

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