Style guru

I am the epitome of style. I have the most fashionable trousers ever. Chinos from M&S, that trough of trendiness.

But these are not ordinary chinos, oh no!

These chinos have a waistband engineered to expand.

There’s more! They are *stain resistant*.

Nothing says ‘I’m a fat, messy slob’ like M&S, eh?


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