• RT @libdemvoice: Special #ldconf live tweet coverage http://ldv.org.uk/19553 << must remember to tweet responsibly #
• My prediction: all amendments will pass / be accepted and the final vote will be about 80/20 in favour. #
• Another prediction: with queues everywhere, we're not starting or finishing on time. #
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  Hall is pretty chocka – this is the first of 3 blocks listening to Andrew Stunnell. http://flic.kr/p/82vYhh #
• Stunnell: like Louis XVIII, Labour have forgotten nothing and remembered nothing. #
• Stunnell: greenest, most radical, most redistributive programme for generations. #
• Big, big round of applause for @drevanharris. #
• Erudite crowd: first two speakers have quoted such diverse figures as Louis 18th and Woody Allen. #
• In addition to LDV team, try @ChrisWhite17, @EdFordham, @StephMog, @po8crg, @joswinson #
• Sharing a pew with @chriswhite17, baronesses Hamwee and Barker, and a new member from Notts. #
• Applause for student speaker calling for our MPs *not* to abstain on fees, but to vote against. #
• Heh, @camdenjo gets applause before even beginning to make her case for the Human Rights Act. #
• Jo Shaw: Ken Clarke and Dominic Grieve? You could do a lot worse. Featherstone and McMally will help greatly. #
• Wouldn't have put "obloquy" in buzzword bingo for today. #
• @prateekbuch sadly not. in reply to prateekbuch #
• Man, these seats are not ideal for a four hour meeting. #
• David Rendel: our amendment was shortened. What's left is not contraversial in this room. I want to debate what was removed. #
• Rendel: there should be no further negotiations without a commitment to PR. #
• Linda Jack is waving a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs with a menacing glint in her eyes. Nothing changes, eh? #
• Eek. Tony Greaves is missing front teeth. #
• Greaves: now is not time for triumphalism but magnanimity. << hear, hear. Not tenor of template artwork, tho. #
• Greaves: time for triumphalism will be when we win again in 5 years time. #
• Rep from Rhondda: it's Labour who have let down the valleys. #
• Rep from Rhondda: No Lib Dems in Welsh office. None of the Welsh Tory MPs either. And no sign of agreement on Barnett Formula. #
• Nader Fekhri is first to speak against the motion as a whole. Trenchant outlining of differences between parties. #
• Mood in hall has changed a bit. Fekhri: tread carefully for you tread on my dreams. #
• Ted Lord, former staffer on Conservative London Mayoral campaign, does a wicked impression of William Hague. #
• Lorely Burt MP tells us the NEC is in her constituency of Solihull. #
• @po8crg Linda Jack was against? I was too distracted by the props. in reply to po8crg #
• Popped out of main hall for a bit to find dozens of people having their own fringe in the sunlight and cafes. #
• No journalists, the tiny number of protestors have given up and gone home. Handful of our hi-vizzed brethen. #
• Good news, #ldconf #tweetup tweetuppers: the pub is opposite the hall and open til 8pm. #
• 
  Ah. Now I understand. Our MPs must have pressed this at some point. http://flic.kr/p/82u2zx #
• @iaindale wonder if it was the ash cloud? in reply to iaindale #
• Think I just saw two people storming out. "Can't believe it's come to this." So not everyone happy. #
• "I'm chair of my local party – probably because I didn't say 'no' quick enough." << big club, that. #
• Ah – it was our last speaker who was telling voters on the doorstop to vote us to keep the Tories out. #
• And now our first address from a cabinet minister. *wipes tear from corner of eye* An truly historic moment. #
• "I come from Denmark – a country where we actually talk about things before we take decisions." #
• Canterbury tories have apparently been heard describing the coalition as a Lib Dem arse grafted onto a Tory body. #
• Hah, @prateekbuch rehashing his "counterfactuals" piece for LDV as an intervention. #
• First Liberal power since 40 years before my birth, says @alexwilcock – let's not wait another 40 years. #
• @markpack are you counting my beard or is it only beards on platform? Can't, unfortunately, drive in sandals. in reply to markpack #
• No rolling back on equalities on my watch, says @lfeatherstone to rapturous applause. #
• Featherstone: when I called for trans rights, the Tory frontbench were ok. But backbenchers cried "perverts" at me… #
• Featherstone: …we are here to hold the Tory rightwingers in check. #
• @markpack *looking round* there must be well ever a thousand here, have you really only seen 7 beards? in reply to markpack #
• Cripes, Simon Hughes fires up hall into standing ovation. #
• @markpack nice of @edfordham to paint his toes specially. in reply to markpack #
• Ldv correspondent @chriswhite17 on the "anorak amendment" about local government. #
• Labour gained seats on councils in Haringey and Doncaster despite their abysmal record there, says @ChrisWhite17. #
• Graham Watson recalls David Steel telling us to prepare for government. It's been the most thorough preparation in political history. #
• Watson: embracing Dan Hannan will be harder than hugging a hoodie. #
• (predictive text mangled that to "hug a goodie" which is an odd mental image) #
• A member intervention from Gedling, which I know is near Nottingham, but which the hall may not. #
• @stephentall @helenduffett @markpack I'll help get him into the slot. in reply to stephentall #
• Intervention speaker calling for justice for 5,000 dead and dying victims of contaminated blood. #
• Increasingly despairing of this conference. Not one call for a reference back. And only one person edging towards a separate vote call. #
• Dinti Batstone: Easy to be smug about women in parliament when you have safe seats. Just ask Kramer, Goldsworthy, Gidley. #
• In 20 mins we move to the votes. Cor. Gotta fit in 9 amendment summators first. #
• The businessmen Vince Cable described as "nauseating" are now writing him grovelling letters. #
• And hall gets to its feet again for Dr Vince Cable. #
• RT @CharlotteGore: RT @naomimc: Oh, embarrassing. Civil servant memo on how to talk to Tories…http://bit.ly/aIMCy2 << tory roleplaying! #
• Ah, a constitutional nicety I had missed. All amendments have been accepted, so they don't get voted on or summated. #
• McNally: typical Lib Dems: huge hall. Fancy set. Standing room only. Overwhelmingly positive speakers… And we make it a closed meeting. #
• McNally: Tony Greaves came to see me and we had a full and frank discussion. Now you know what happened to his teeth. #
• McNally: if the HRA is repealed, I walk. Huhne: me too. #
• Huhne: never thought I'd see McNally and Greaves agree. Baroness Barker on my left: they often agree! #
• Huhne: we kept our promise about who we would talk to. And we will keep a lot more promises in government. #
• Very strong support for HRA. #
• Cor. Almost unanimous on each of the 10 votes. At most, 20 people voted against the amended motion in favour of coalition. #
• Clegg slams "North Korean" result. Never thought he'd hear Evan Harris say nice things about him. #
• @LonelyWonderer McNally's joke. in reply to LonelyWonderer #
• Clegg: even if you ignore the numbers, take it from me, the Labour party were, in their hearts, already preparing for opposition. #
• Clegg: genuine suprise at how much agreement achieved with the Tories. #
• Clegg: I know the stakes are high – for me personally as well as for the pastry #
• Erm, that should have been: Clegg: I know the stakes are high – for me personally as well as for the party. #
• Clegg: I have found your trust in me and my colleagues humbling. We won't let you down. #
• Oh, there's Tom Brake! *swoon* #
• @dr_nick Ah, yes, my tweets were showing up in a box on a website today. in reply to dr_nick #
• @libdom I heard the police saying that too. But there's always some police at conference. in reply to libdom #
• @dr_nick It was in the day time! in reply to dr_nick #
• Just wrapping my nephew's birthday present. Bit worried that the over elaborate packaging will detract from quite a small present actually. #
• And slightly freaked out by the sudden realisation that my cat is older than my nephew. And always has been. #
• Think I just became 1,000th person to follow @evansmother #
• @dr_nick well you could have told me! 🙂 ps am srsly worried Noah will be disappointed with present – will be like pass the parcel! in reply to dr_nick #
• @libdom I've been working late in conference centres when Special Branch sweep the drains for bombs. Always entertaining, that. in reply to libdom #
• @gedrobinson #ldconf usually votes on annual reports after the years have finished, too. in reply to gedrobinson #
• @mithomas20 oh no, not again! in reply to mithomas20 #
• @qwghlm … presumably canon printer works with … other sorts of operating system… are you sure printer is at fault? in reply to qwghlm #
• @celticchickadee there were around 2,000 people there – more than at some of our ordinary conferences! in reply to celticchickadee #
• @FrancisUrquhart @markpack was counting beards and sandals and came up with depressingly low figure 😦 in reply to FrancisUrquhart #

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• Heh. Someone from the Anarchists tried to recruit me. #
• Heading home before I buy and eat something fattening. #
• @jamesgraham Erk – that photo was from last week's games night, dunno how it only just got posted. Never played Catan. in reply to jamesgraham #
• Looking at the sunshine and thinking about beer gardens. And remembering I've probably had enough to drink this week. #
• @lordbonkers pfff, she's got the tune wrong to The Land. in reply to lordbonkers #
• Not for the first time, wondering how many case of RSI can be directly attributed to Popcap games. #
• @thingsgretasays is that one for http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/ ? in reply to thingsgretasays #
• Late night print dash (@ Top Secret Lib Dem Print Cave) http://4sq.com/avX0pC #
• @ChrispLOL no, Chris, it was a poll of our members' only forum which you cannot access without party membership. in reply to ChrispLOL #
• @gedrobinson I'm sure it will come up. LGBT issues are specifically tackled in amendment 7. http://ldv.org.uk/19549 in reply to gedrobinson #
• Getting early night before #ldconf #
• Ah. Just discovered I haven't unpacked my #ldconf bag from March. Oh well, all the quicker to repack it. #
• Grrr. There's not a box of 250 C5 Window envelopes anywhere in this city, and I've gotta get to #Ldconf #
• Arrived in sunny Brum. #
• 
  Fair votes now http://flic.kr/p/82skjx #
• 
  Queuing to swap email for wristband. Alphabetical by surname – Epps, Foster, Graham, Hanson… http://flic.kr/p/82vsV7 #
• Ooh, no, rounding a corner, I see this is F to K. Gareth is in the wrong queue. #
• Whistling Rob Brydon's choices from Desert Island Discs. #
• More people in the F-K queue than all the others combined. #
• Earwigging on conversations. A surprising number of people around me are wrong. #

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• So who decides which Lib Dems get to be ministers? Is it Nick Clegg or David Cameron? #
• Oh, dear. Look at the time. I guess I'm not going ringing tonight. #
• And oh, my, listening to Any Questions – how fractious the audience is. #
• @CoriS you don't want to know what's in the handbag in reply to CoriS #
• @rfenwick Blame Duncam Borrowman in reply to rfenwick #
• @rfenwick I'm glad you think so. Now I'll delete that joke before it grows legs and rebounds. in reply to rfenwick #
• Who's up for a #tweetup at #ldconf Shall we meet at NEC Wetherspoons after the Deputy Prime Minister's speech? #
• Watching "Bones". Hoping for a really grim autopsy montage. #
• Ah, no. The vic is already fully skeletonized 😦 #
• Ooh – a second vic with more flesh. Things are looking up. #
• @dr_nick well, thanks for that! Haven't had one of those for years/ in reply to dr_nick #
• I'm planning on going to the Tweetup at #ldconf http://ldv.org.uk/19520 #
• Heading to electoral reform demo in Nottingham Market Square woefully ill prepared. No placard, no leaflets, no m'ship pad. #
• 
  If you like it then you gotta put a man on it. http://flic.kr/p/82cRma #
• Ooh, we're gonna march! #
• 12seconds – Small but vocal http://tiny12.tv/PRS04 #

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• Alan Sillitoe deserves a statue, says Cllr Dave Oldham http://bit.ly/a1eunT #
• There's only a few like @rfenwick who have left the Lib Dems in response to coalition – and the media is desperate to talk to them #
• UK-born euromyths echoed by Wikipedia | EurActiv http://bit.ly/dAAZYc #
• Grrr, mobile internet not working for me tonight. Have to stew in my own thoughts rather than the escapism of Twitter. #
• Blowing hot and cold re coalition. This moment: cold. Ask me again in 40 mins. #
• Blimey – more people at Liberal Drinks this evening than ever before. #
• RT @lordbonkers: Can I just say that I cannot stand Julia Hartley-Brewer? << hear, hear #

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• @alanfleming you've just caused a major flashback to getting covered in tar after pavement resurfacing when much smaller 🙂 in reply to alanfleming #
• OK, the blog is back. But don't all read it at once. #
• My blog is back. The website has finally allowed me to upgrade the software properly – and I now have scheduling and tags facilities back! #
• @owenblacker you can find HTML links to the agreement and a summary on http://www.libdemvoice.org in reply to owenblacker #
• @NCCLols I tried that yesterday. in reply to NCCLols #
• @NCCLols it seemed a good idea at the time, although less so the following day. in reply to NCCLols #
• @doctorvee your website doesn't seem terribly healthy, clicking linky no workee. in reply to doctorvee #
• @jamesgraham @markreckons even Nostradumas wasn't 100% in reply to jamesgraham #
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