I saw an angel in the marble

Another photo for tonight, then I’ll hit the sack.

marble

I saw months ago this building on the Forest Road in Nottingham had neon lettering all around the side of it, spelling out the phrase “I saw the angel in the marble and I carved until I set it free.”  Google tells me it’s a quote from Michaelangelo.  It’s taken me months to go back to the Forest Road after dark and get a good picture of the neon lit up.  I must find time to go back at dusk when ambient light will help get a picture that shows the building as well as the lights. It took some time to get the picture technically right – I kept confusing over-exposure of the lights with camera shake, so kept taking measures to keep the camera steady.  Eventually, I twigged what was going on, and used the compensation setting to sort out the over-exposure.

The Michaelangelo quote is on two buildings in the Arboretum / Hyson Green area. It’s also painted along the top of the fencing around the building work that is the Wart Exchange, in one of those fab Mat Hand murals.

Une tache peut en cacher une autre

In France, the sign un train peut en cacher un autre is the equivalent of the English “Another train coming if lights continue to show.” In other words, don’t get impatient if the barriers at the level crossing don’t go up straight away. I’ve used the phrase in the past to demonstrate that French can be really elegant and compact, although of course, anyone who’s ever tried to write a business letter in French will also know there are moments when it can be monumentally long-winded. Je vous prie d’agreer Monsieur, l’expression de mes sentiments les plus distingués is the French for Your sincerely. Or at least it used to be the last time I actually learned any French.

Anyway, un train peut en cacher un autre means literally One train can conceal another. What I’m aiming for in the title is one task can bring on the next, although I may also be misremembering une tache for a task.

You see, earlier this afternoon, I wanted to get the cool WordPress plugin that automatically reposts today’s twitter messages in a new post without any need for my input. So I downloaded and installed Alex King’s Twitter tools. And it promptly broke my blog completely, so I uninstalled it again, and left to go to committee.

Hours later, after a brief interlude back home, then a further trip into town for a group meeting and a briefing from the chief exec of our ALMO (the town hall has been lousy with Labour councillors turning up en masse for a contested election for council leader and deputy leader, and I have not yet heard the outcome… I’ve been a councillor for five years, and we’ve only had one leader and deputy in all that time so if it happens, a change will be interesting) I tried to find out why the plugin didn’t work, and found it was because my installation of WordPress had been superseded dozens of times since I last upgraded.

So, I downloaded the new version (it’s free, after all) and went through the necessary steps to upgrade.

Now here’s where the extra tasks come in. The new version has knackered my old template a bit, with all the links on the side now appearing multiple times. So I’ll have to rewrite the template, or find a sexy new one – which is another task which could be quite time consuming.

And the new version of WordPress helpfully points out which of your other plugins are not au courant. Apparently, it’s nearly all of the ones I use. So I will have to download and replace each of those one by one, which will take a while.

Not tonight, however, I’m supposed to be typesetting a leaflet.

Ballooning

I’ve started a new obsession – hot air ballooning.

I think it started at New Year.  I bought some thai hot air lanterns, called Kong Ming which we let off at midnight as an alternative to fireworks.  I thought they were pretty cool.  Tracing paper envelopes, about half my height, with a light wire circle at the bottom, and a fuel slab that looked a little like a tealight.

You light the fuel with a match or lighter until it holds.  You hold the envelope up at arms length, and clear of the flame until the fuel cell has created enough hot air to fill the balloon and then eventually the balloon holds up by itself, and then finally tugs away at your hands.  Then you let go, and the whole thing rises gracefully up above the roof line and gently floats away.

I let off the first balloon myself with everyone else watching from inside the conservatory, and it evidently looked so much fun that everyone else put on a coat and came out to let off the remaining ones.

And since then, hot air balloons have been floating around my consciousness, including some dreams and day dreams.  At some point, one day, it would be good to go up in a balloon – and there’s even a company that sets off from Wollaton Park when the weather is right.

Till then, I’m reading the magazine of the BBAC and seeing if I can get to any hot air balloon festivals.

Organ donation

I’ve just registered as a potential organ donor on an NHS website.  I’ve never minded in principle being a donor if I’m unfortunate enough to find myself in the position where I’m no longer using my organs, although by and large I’d rather hold onto both of everything I was born with two of…

I’ve just assumed for the last umpty-ump years when I have been sexually active as a gay man that I wasn’t allowed to.  Since I’m not allowed to donate blood, I was working on the assumption that they wouldn’t want me to donate anything more serious either – including sperm, bone marrow and organs.

However, since I am a medical drama TV junkie almost as much as I am a crime drama TV junkie and a legal drama TV junkie – I’m currently watching E.R. from the George Clooney years onwards – I have actually seen rather a lot of organ transplants.  I have seen nervous doctors talking to upset relatives, I’ve seen gung-ho surgeon trainees desperate to have a go at a full heart/lung transplant, I’ve seen scrubs-clad doctors getting into helicopters to fetch organs in little cool-boxes, and so on and so on.

Yesterday we got a mailshot saying – become a donor – and it had a phone number on it, so I phoned up in an idle moment and got through to a bright cheery operator almost immediately and put the blunt question “can gays be organ donors?”  She was a bit taken aback, or didn’t hear me, and made me ask twice, but as soon as she was clear what I was asking she replied immediately that it was fine.  Different rules apply. Gay people can be organ donors.  Which is nice.  I’ve filled in the forms online, and now I’m getting ready to do the slightly trickier bit and have the conversation with my nearest and dearest so that they know my wishes.

If you haven’t already, and you’re not strongly anti, sign up now!

PS who do I phone re sperm and bone marrow?

Really cold

The weather station in my garden recorded a low temperature of -6.6deg last night – that is really cold! The Calverton weather page says that’s the lowest in seven years – although last year ran it close.

So cold that in the middle of the night there were strange noises that woke us up. We think they were the conservatory shrinking in the cold. The frost on the roof didn’t melt at all during the day (which is possibly an indication of how much our new conservatory is not actually a suntrap at all). Bedroom thermometer said the bedroom got down to 15 degrees, which given that it’s been remarkably constant at 19deg is quite a drop.

But not as cold as in my parents’ town in Herefordshire – their garden thermometer recorded a night-time low of -8.5.

The last week has shown cold, but sunny days, and the solar panel performance has been impressive. Until very recently I have worried a bit that solar won’t do enough over the summer. But these last few days, even though outside hasn’t got much over 10 degrees, the panel has consistently got above 30 degrees, which makes a good difference to the base temperature of our cylinder before the gas boiler kicks in in the evenings.

Observation shows that it takes the gas boiler a good two hours to heat the hot water cylinder enough over 60 degrees for me to have my planet-killing luxurious long hot shower in the morning. So I know that for the panel to completely replace the gas heating, the panel needs to get up to 80 degrees for at least two hours. That’s looking distinctly more possible over the summer if we can get over 30 degrees on sunny, cold wintry days.

Last year’s site stats

I have over a full year of Google Analytics data for this site now, and I have spent an hour today pulling through the data.

The key thing I get out of it is the disparity between what I think this site is for, and what the data shows other people use it for.

Anecdotally, people at work who read this often stop me in corridors and talk to me about it. A lot of people love it – use the quizzes, follow the links, look at the photos.  Some other councillors like the recipes.  Some councillors however just can’t see the point.  They think it’s weird and don’t understand why people bother to read it.

Now I have a lot of data to pore over to see what’s going on.   I got an average of 80 hits a day, with a huge peak on 5th March.

66% of them got here after using a search engine, predominantly (in fact 89%) Google. The average reader spent less than a minute here, suggesting they typed something in to google, came here, and either found what they were looking for or didn’t, and went off again.

Top ten search queries that found me were:

  1. pear crumble (recipe link here)
  2. facebook
  3. alex foster
  4. hip delay
  5. dead like me music (answer here)
  6. gay rubber (eh??!)
  7. kpmg anthem
  8. tenbury wells floods
  9. niles blog
  10. we all know frogs go

22% of readers came here because they’d followed a link on someone else’s site. These readers spent more time here – more like over a minute each.

The top ten referrers were…

  1. libdemblogs.co.uk
  2. librivox.org
  3. iaindale.blogspot.com
  4. libdemvoice.org
  5. liberalengland.blogspot.com
  6. niles.org.uk
  7. bloglines.com
  8. leigh’s blog
  9. navitron (solar panel suppliers – I posted on their forum)
  10. catstripe.co.uk

Finally, 11% came here because they wanted to.  Called “Direct Traffic” in Analytics, these are the people who are here because they typed the URL into their browsers directly.  You must be my real readers, so thank you very much!

Of course, it’s slightly more complicated than that.  The people who came here through links in Bloglines are the people who’ve decided they want to follow the info here.  The people who put “alex foster” and “niles’s blog” into Google also wanted to come here, but couldn’t remember what the website was.  And the people who went to http://www.niles.org.uk – really need to update their bookmarks!

The referrers are interesting.  Some are understandable: libdemblogs is designed to send more traffic to people like me.  Iain Dale is interesting – I’m listed as one of many in his links, but in the last year, as far as I can see, he hasn’t actually written about me at all.  The year before, he was bigging me up enormously, and my traffic reflected that, but it’s interesting he can send substantial traffic my way without even talking about me!

“Facebook” in the google search terms is similarly weird.  At one point in the year I blogged that I had joined facebook.  For several months after that, I was top of the list if you googled facebook.  I was ahead of the actual facebook website.  Bizarre.

At the end of the day, however,  you just have to hand it to the 957 people last year who wanted to make pear crumble.  I really recommend the recipe!

Baronesses are People Too

My favourite peeress Baroness Ros Scott has started a blog this week – using one of my favourite Blogspot templates.  You can find her writings here.

She’s not the only Lib Dem member of the House of Lords to write a blog.  Eric Avebury – Lord Lubbock – can be found here. And you can still find the writings of Lord Garden here – but his sad death last year means he won’t be updating any more.

Teacher makes hot pitch

When someone sent me a link to an article titled “Teacher makes hot pitch on Youtube” I assumed it was like one of the lessons I used to have with a slightly insane chemistry teacher who enjoyed playing with dangerous chemicals in a vain attempt at turning his pupils on to science. Actually, I think the pedagogy was secondary to the sheer joy of blowing things up (“Let’s add a fuse made out of magnesium ribbon”).

It came hot on the heels of “5 dangerous things you should let your kids do” which is full of photos of children under 10 really enjoying life doing things like playing with knives, setting fire to things, and driving (all safely supervised, and – probably – safer for experimenting within a framework than over-protectively cocooned until the day they escape.)

Turns out in fact it’s a video about climate change. Not a bad one, in fact. But nothing to do with molten tar being poured down from castles onto unsuspecting siege soldiers. In wikipedia jargon, I suppose they must have meant “Pitch (film making)” rather than “Pitch (resin)

I was somewhat surprised to see just how many pitches there were, at Pitch (disambiguation).

Hitler and Wittgenstein – together at last!

Over on Liberal England is a photo of Hitler and Wittgenstein who were apparently together at school.

Jonathan helpfully explains who Wittgenstein was if you haven’t previously heard of him.  The main reason I had was because there was a nice quote from him in German on a piece of paper over the blackboard in one of the rooms where I was taught A-Level German.

Die Grenzen meiner Spracher bedeuten die Grenzen meiner Welt.  (the limits of my language are the limits of my world.)

I’m torn about whether this photo is more or less exciting than the photo they found in 2006 of Mozart’s wife.