• @miltonline heh bit of a long way away from Nottingham 🙂 in reply to miltonline #
• "Preheat an oven… " an oven? Not the oven or your oven? #
• Stuffing a marrow. #
• *cough* *choke* *splutter* really, really need to clean oven, stuffed marrow not so much baked as smoked. #
• @MarkReckons maybe he's hoping you haven't seen them on Crimewatch or Watchdog? in reply to MarkReckons #
• @lordbonkers @DrEvanHarris how many Freudians does it take to change a penis… er… mummy… er LIGHTBULB. in reply to lordbonkers #
• @DrewCR2 oh, you noticed Rob, eh? <innocent> #gbbo Those eyes! in reply to DrewCR2 #
• Dear god, missed this poor excuse for journalism last year. Clegg puts on weight on holiday: http://t.co/vIGhQBO #
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  RT @martin_lowe Brilliant! (from Private Eye) #slutwalk #sexyalevels yfrog.com/gysdjuhj #
• @turtlestack univerisities, eh? in reply to turtlestack #
• RT @alanfleming: This is otterly good news: http://t.co/EX17AEl #
• Suited and booted and waiting for the nerves to begin. #

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