Tweets on 2011-07-23

@willhowells my cyclist violence fantasy is usually limited to an umbrella in the spokes. in reply to willhowells #
@willhowells however, I'm totes down with using a bazooka on people who drive with the radio too loud. #zerotolerance #
RT @journodave: An incredible picture of Oslo city centre. Huge amount of damage done. http://bit.ly/pzlnnq #
Yet again, @journodave is first in with the news, which is why I have recommended him as #ff in the past. What day is it today, again? #
Does anyone have any recommendations for French and German language tweeters who are fun to follow? #
Best serious language learning tip I was ever given was "read what you normally read, but in the target language." #
@dbelbin hope you have backups! in reply to dbelbin #
RT @centre_alt_tech: We're also on google+ if you prefer your social networking google style. Add us here: http://ow.ly/5KTQx #
I'm at Starbucks (Sainsbury's, Castle Bridge Rd, Nottingham) http://4sq.com/oPDrXp #
Don't worry quite dare check twitter or #bbcr4 news for fear of worsening atrocities from Oslo and/or Kay Burley. #
On the first day of the school summer holidays, frost is forecast. #
Have installed SwiftKey X. Which has its own version of unpredictable text. Sorry for any strange phrases as I acclimatisationalatify. #
@austinrathe hear Paddick talking about how much actual marriage meant to him during the equal marriage conf debate: http://ldv.org.uk/21259 in reply to austinrathe #
Hums… no, you can't hurry bread, no you just have to wait. #
This bear really needs to be more careful with his lightsabre. http://bit.ly/q7tS2g #
Ooh, that's good-looking dough. http://flic.kr/p/a6aT77 #
Wait, what? Second proof is an hour and a half? How did I miss that the first time I read recipe? Is there any hope for sleep tonight? #
These are already swelling quite convincingly. Trick is to get them in oven before they spread sideways. http://flic.kr/p/a6b5VE #
Burger baps looking good too. Nearly time to put oven on. Will I ruin everything at final hurdle? http://flic.kr/p/a6bneJ #
Most of the bottles on the kitchen counter really oughta go back to the drinks cabinet. It's not like we use them every day. #
Micro nuggets of dough inseparably sticking to my arm and hand hair. #
They look pretty awesome. Done 10 mins early. But are they raw in the middle? http://flic.kr/p/a6bFt9 #
@journodave holy crap, that's awful. in reply to journodave #
And that's the onion / celery seed hotdog buns out of the oven too. And so to bed. http://flic.kr/p/a68W5F #
OK, maybe a tiny sip of sherry before bed. #
Ooh, missed my 13000th tweet. And I have exactly 700 twitter followers. I love you all. (well, apart from you, obviously) #