• @willhowells have you had the one where someone is murdered by being handcuffed to patio furniture and thrown in a pool? in reply to willhowells #
• @willhowells saw that one in childhood and had nightmares about it for years! #
• @Psythor hell is other people, so IKEA only hell at weekends. Try late one evening in the week. in reply to Psythor #
• Who's this guy on #bbcr4 who's just said women don't read crime fiction?! #interrobang #
• So much camping stuff *I don't need* <<stern voice to self>> (@ Decathlon) http://4sq.com/ksIL1l #
• @Orcs umm… maybe? in reply to Orcs #
• @binny_uk @helenduffett how ungallant! in reply to binny_uk #
• RT @miketd: People do 'rabbit ear' air quotes. Has anyone started doing 'air hashtags' as they make a point or say a punchline … < #IKR #
• RT @ianvisits: Kitten wants breakfast cereal – Really wants it. http://bit.ly/kKZjdv #
• @stephentall ginormous gin? in reply to stephentall #
• @Orcs you can buy a shit one for under £20 and not have to worry about returning it. http://bit.ly/jLFc6f in reply to Orcs #
• David Miliband "waiting for brother to fail" << hasn't that already happened in spades? #
• @helenduffett is he still living? in reply to helenduffett #
• Looking through my collection for a really hideous birthday card for @helenduffett #
• @DavidStockdale uhuh, and what do all the people who aren't awful party hacks think? in reply to DavidStockdale #
• The Kindle would be more like the #HHGTTG if a few more guide books were actually available on it 😦 #
• Time between opening loft hatch and both cats being up here? Less than two mins! #
• @binny_uk they're socks for diabetics in reply to binny_uk #
• I pity whoever it is at @HouseofTwitsLib who wades through my fuckton of personal tweets and chooses to highlight the rare political ones. in reply to HouseofTwitsLib #
• RT @owenblacker: RT @chicagomedic: It is ill-advised to put the pt on the pulse ox & tell em its gaydar & they're registering 100% gay #
• @adamrio not the #hookers in reply to adamrio #
• Wow, @Dopplr, that was a fantastically wrong interpretation of my email. Do you not do UK style dates? #
• Three people I follow went to IKEA today, in Oop North, London and California. @kayray @psythor @charlottegore #
• Dagnabbit Dopplr, I am not going to be on the Isle of Wight from now until Christmas! #
• RT @thingsgretasays: What IS it IN garlic that is bad for vampires? I know it's not iron, because iron's in blood, so it's good for them. #
• RT @thingsgretasays: C: Greta I don't KNOW all the chemical constituents of garlic and how they agree with vampires. G: Well, FIND OUT! #

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