• Leaflethog. Sun shining, lovely day. Someone round here's got a bbq going, which seems like brilliant idea. Was sausages for tea anyway! #
• First dog bite of the season. Happily through layers of leaflet so didn't break skin. #
• @moviemistakes my computer does that too. #
• RT @stephenbarker: It must be. The sign says so. http://wp.me/p18HWK-bL << wow. Looks like it needs a LOT of investment. #
• Ooh, got home at just the right time. We now have a window cleaner! #
• Window cleaner making very sarcastic remarks about the awful truth: it's five years since they were last done – by him, for previous owner. #
• @bykimbo egg free fat rascals? (had to google what they were!) #
• RT @ianvisits: Because everyday needs a picture of a cat yawning while holding a can of beer http://bit.ly/flDtKO via reddit #
• RT @dan_lepard: I'm not familar with "Dan Lepard's no-knead technique" @KaveyF … http://ow.ly/4lGEO << gets popcorn, settles in #
• @MadameNottm I did ask but he doesn't. #
• My bbq lighting skills clearly need practice. Even the firelighters have gone out! #
• @sarabedford is that legal? #
• Chasing sausage with tongs and making mental note that that bit of garden isn't as level as it looks. #
• At this rate I'll just have ruined the neighbour's washing without actually producing a meal. #
• A sizzle! A definite sizzle! #
• @DrewCR0 check it's not fizzy first #
• RT @madeupstats: German mathematicians think about sechs every 10 minutes. #
• RT @madeupstats: 15% of over-40s think that LOL stands for 'lots of love'. Eg: "Sorry to hear of your husband's death. LOL, Jane #
• HOTEL BRISTOL CAEN – describes its carpark as "interesting during the day" …! http://bit.ly/gBa2a2 #
• @ScottyWalks blimey looks like some kind of palace! #
• RT @kayray: @CoriS @alexfoster http://some.ly/hTO21Y #

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