• OMG, i’m missing Dr Who for this? #
• Night out with friends in “restaurant with dancing” which turns out to be hen-night factory. #
• We’re the only men here! #
• Siege mentality in gent’s. “First piss I’ve had all night when there’s bin anyone else in ere!” #
• “Ah’m avin meh fooken stag do ere!” #
• 700 drunk teenage girls in pink wigs singing “Would Ah lah to yah babeh?” #
• Oh dear. They’ve just clipped a box to the table for our glasses, in case we feel like dancing on the furniture. #

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