Monthly Archives: April 2008

Double Dactyls II

Following on from my writing about double dactyls, two family members have come up with some suggestions:

My Mum, writing about my Dad, who is a chiropodist:

Clippety snippety
Christopher Fosterfer
Cutting the nails on our
Fingers and toes

Sorting verrucas out
Hard skin and other stuff
Chiropodially
Curing our woes

And P, who surfed a certain website and found a certain euphony in “Liberal Democrat / Mayoral Candidate” suggested:

Bibbety bobbety
Brian L Paddick an
Ex-Police Officer
Currently is

Incontrovertibly
Liberal Democrat
Mayoral Candidate
Let’s hope he wins

We wuv wolcats

Surely by now everyone has come across the phenomenon of “lolcats” – cute pictures of cats with comical, badly spelled captions splashed over the top. I am a big fan. I liked this one that appeared today, a classic in the genre and the sort of sentiment anyone who has a cat will recognise.

Humorous Pictures
see more crazy cat pics

Poisson d’Avril II

We had brekkie in a Little Chef this morning before going on to visit friends in Ipswich and their weeks old little baby.

We were rather taken by stories this morning that later turned out to be April 1st spoofs about Daniel Craig saying that maybe Bond could be a bisexual scoundrel.  The best bits were the headlines, which were “Diamonds are for Trevor” and “Live and let bi”

I’m sure we can do better than that, can’t we readers?