Gay Haiku

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As we all know,

To express oneself
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic

However, there are some great ones in here, and I’ve just seen the promo ones on websites.

How is it you knew
I wasn’t faithful? Oh, yeah:
Bite marks on my ass.

The guy blogs, has his own website, he teaches aerobics, is impossibly pretty, has a degree from Harvard

I’m very jealous reciting Desiderata through gritted teeth:

If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter,
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Anyway, sample gay haiku:

How can we fix us?
The fights, the silence… I know
Let’s get a puppy!

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3 comments on “Gay Haiku

  1. niles says:

    Good grief! T’internet, the true leveller.

    Search for love in Manhatten — find love in Nottingham!

  2. Niles's Blog says:

    Grief!

    Celebrity endorsement for this blog.

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