Tweets on 2008-04-01

@miketd haha excellent, you had me going for a while, specially since I’m out of town. #
STuck in static traffic on A14 #
@dr_nick bengals are gorgeous but can be a handful, make sure you know what you’re taking on #

Tweets on 2008-03-31

The closest I’ve got to gardening this year is pulling out rooting tree seeds from my car bonnet. #
Going to group meeting in light – thank heavens for clock change. #
Intrigued by a warm salt-vinegar breeze in the city centre. #
Changing gear for the first time in 2 hours, grief, the A14 is boring! #

Desperately thinking of things to put into the members’ newsletter. #
Impressed by how many of my clocks put themselves forward. Slightly concerned at how many had stopped without me noticing. #
"I’m roasting beef, not chicken – if it still had a bum I could stuff a lemon into, it wouldn’t fit the oven." #

@miketd I really hope this Minelli interview is stellar when it finally happens! #

Pigging out on ginger nuts and liquorice allsorts. Damn you tesco, and the BOGOFs you rode in on. #
Looking for nice jugs in Lakeland. Not finding any. #
Deciding what to do tonight. Toss-up between campaign team or headbutting a rusty nail. #

Racked with indecision and not quite managing to book hotels or flights for Munich. #
Driving to Derby to fix the internet. #
Booking flights for a long weekend in Munich in July #
Unbelievable! Just had one of those irritating "write off your debt" public awareness messages on my MOBILE! #
Email from Sainsburys: "Spring is coming so time to change your fabric conditioner!" Does anyone really think like that?! #
Wondering why GoogleMail keeps serving me ads for "The most experienced exhumation company in the UK" #
On a scrutiny meeting looking at new white streetlights. #
Eep. 30 quid for half a tank. #

Thinking I might stop following Clinton on Twitter if she can’t keep under 140 chrs #
@miketd "maybe next time" – presumably you’ve already had that joke. #
Oh dear. Cat labouring under misapprehension that landing window is new route in. #
Printing the next FOCUS leaflet. And reading about Stephanie Plum mud-wrestling. #
@jamesgraham I’m seriously considering having some come to phone and all of them through RSS. #
@jamesgraham Trouble is, deciding which. Plus I get as many messages from tracks as from contacts. #
@jamesgraham as far as I know, you can only get the tracks from a mobile? #
@jamesgraham I am, however, struggling to think of owt particularly useful I’ve got from tracks. #
Fleeing the crazies in late nite Tesco. Buying Strongbow in a Spongebob Squarepants dressing gown. #
@miketd You got the mo! #

Not a whisper of snow in Nottingham. #
Out with my camera taking photos. #
Can’t find any lemons anywhere. Might have to make grapefruit drizzle cake. #
Making cake #
Shouting at radio. We do NOT need more sport on Radio 4 when they have an entire channel for that on MW! #
@libdemjo depends what you think of trickle-down economics #
Looking at both cakes I made and wondering whether six people can eat all that tomorrow. #
Wondering if you can count "parliamentarian" as a double dactyl, if you don’t pronounce the first a. #
@pinkdog you can’t go back and correct your spelling, or those of us getting texts get two. You got "preteneding" but missed "neigbours" #
Can’t believe I’m teaching a dog to twitter. #

Solar panel has recorded a max of nearly 50deg today – in spite of the snowstorms! #
@iaindale but would you do anything? #
Wondering who else I’ve offended with my LibDemVoice twitter psot #