• I’m being followed by the Beaver of Bad News. Hope that isn’t some kind of portent. #
• Trying to work out how you sing the phrase “hasteth to devour” in under 2 seconds. #
• V tempted to steal the vergers’ doughnuts. #
• Trying to remember who wrote The Color Purple. Pretty sure it wasn’t Witney Houston. #
• @dr_nick your’s or patient’s or noah’s? #

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• Slightly strange dream involving being rushed to A&E to have inadvertently swallowed 20p piece removed. #
• @dr_nick it was stuck in my throat and was removed with forceps #
• Looking at Avebury standing stones. #
• Sheltering from rain in historic 17th century chapel. #
• Taking out a second mortgage for an ill-advised National Trust cream tea. #
• @markpack @willhowells is it something to do with weather? Isobars? #
• Squirrels are throwing nutshells at me. Trying not to take it personally. #
• Getting back into the Cathedral close just in the nick of time. #

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• @jamesgraham @willhowells or is it the way it keeps turning up? #
• Celebrating Transfiguration with enough incense to drop a horse. #

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• This morning’s breakfast was worryingly continental. No bacon, no sing. #
• To tune of cym rhondda… Mug of coffee! lemonade! All adds up to three pounds ten (three pounds ten!) #
• Pub menu has something called chessy chips, unfortunately I’m allergic to pawns. #
• Discussing the merits of Our Saviour Tortoise. #

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• Brushing the cobwebs off my vocal folds. #
• Wondering how one gets elected to the Council of the Wicked. #
• Getting ready for evensong. #
• Teaching P the actions to the creed. #

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• Pretty hoarse today. #
• Had a lovely afternoon with nephew and his parents, now scrambling around the attic looking for suitcases and academic dress. #
• Setting off 5 hours later than planned 🙂 #
• Name of the day: herpetologist Blair Hedges, who has found world’s smallest snake. #
• Depressing news: death, death, death, death, I’m stopping cricket, I’ve found a snake/worm. #
• Driving through Nether Wallop #
• Checking into gorgeous suite of rooms at Sarum College. #

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• Watching Sooty and Sweep sing Nessun Dorma when I should be getting ready to party. #
• Muddy paw prints undermining our frantic cleaning efforts. #
• First guest arrives! #
• Cats trying to steal tuna sandwiches from out of the mouths of guests. #
• Cats now guarding the cucumber hoping the tuna will come back. #

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• Really liking the idea of the Beaver of Bad News. #

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• Urk! I need it to rain before a delivery day starts, not halfway round a delivery round! #
• Watching Denny Crane turn off Barry Manilow’s respirator, whilst inputting canvass data on the other half of the screen. #
• Rejecting by-election slogan of “Putting the LOL back into WoLOLaton!” #

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• Ordering 72 pints of beer and 76 glasses of wine, as well as stocking up on soft drinks. #
• Wondering what the shuddering heck the cats have caught. Dragonfly thing with bright green/black 4″ body and 6″ wings. Looks almost alien! #
• @meryl_f Eep re eggthrower. Have you reported to police? Was definitely assault, might even have been breaking and entering! #
• Everyone should buy one of these: http://tinyurl.com/5o2cxf #

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