Centrefold model in election

I have written a piece for later today on LibDemVoice.org about the senatorial by election in the US state of Massachusetts.

There will be helpful and proper discussion of the issues later on LDV, but there are a few less sensible things that occurred to me while writing.

Firstly – the Dem candidate is called Martha Coakley. Probably best not to refer to the former state Attorney General as Martha “Hokey” Coakley.

Secondly the Republican opponent. Was once a Cosmo centrefold, and is certainly a potential rival to Congressman Studly. Has certainly aged well.

So, this is entirely fluff and not important at all. Read the sensible stuff over on the Voice tomorrow.

What I was doing last time it snowed this much

I’ve seen a number of reports that this is the worst winter in 30 years – including this from the Scotsman:

BRITAIN was in the grip of the worst winter weather for nearly 30 years last night, with widespread disruption and warnings that temperatures are expected to plummet as low as –20C by the weekend.

Up to 16in (40cm) of snow was forecast for southern England, while both rail lines and two major roads to the Highlands were among the key transport links blocked.

Supermarkets reported panic buying by shoppers hoping to stock up on comfort food and anti-freeze. Salt and cat litter were also being snapped up to clear paths.

One in ten people stayed off work yesterday because of the conditions, sparking concern from business groups that it would cost the economy £60 million.

And there were fears Britain could run short of gas after the National Grid warned major users for only the second time in 30 years to cut consumption, as demand rocketed by nearly a third

So, in honour of the occasion, I thought I’d post some photos of how I celebrated the last cold snowy snap in 1980 or 1981 (we’re not entirely sure)

Snow 1980/1

Snow 1980/1

(With thanks to my mum (pictured) for scanning a whole wodge of baby photos for my 30th birthday last year)

Three new jargon words

One of the things that tickles me in the round of Council committee meetings I participate in each month is the plethora of different professions I am exposed to. Although my key interests on the council are on the transport / infrastructure side of things, I have made all sorts of forays into other bits. And every part of the council has its own special languages. Some of the words they use in reporting their work to councillors make me chuckle. Here are three recent examples

1 – “Dayburn”

Dayburn is how street lighting engineers refer to streetlights being on in the day. Street lighting is one small area of the Council that most people take for granted, until the light outside your house fails, flickers or is on in the day. At this time of year, hardworking councillors are out touring the streets in the dark noting down the numbers of failed lights.

If you live in Nottingham City and a light isn’t working – use this handy web form to report it to the Council. In my experience the emails you get from the website as a result of doing that are a little difficult to understand – but it does result in the light getting fixed within a few days. Don’t rely on other people to report it for you – some lights are out for weeks just because no-one reports it.

Nottingham is about to get a massive investment in streetlighting through a very long running PFI. Every street light will be replaced. The new ones will be much more energy efficient, resulting in more light for less power. They are changing the types of bulbs for ones which produce a whiter light, rather than the sodium orange we are all used to. The columns will all have the facility to be remotely controlled and remotely monitored, which should make “dayburn” a thing of the past. And it should be possible to dim them remotely and run them at less than 100% – although that facility will be used very carefully to make sure there are no knockon effects on crime.

2 – Sparge

Sparging is a fancy engineering word for cleaning, and when I first heard this word in a meeting about the district heating scheme, it nearly made me burst out laughing straight away. The person who said it dropped it into a sentence as if was the most ordinary word in the world and it was all I could do not to butt in and say, scuse me, did you just say “sparge” ? As it was, I made a note in a corner of a piece of paper and went home to look it up.

Nottingham has the largest district heating scheme in the UK, taking waste heat and steam from the incinerator and using it to heat thousands of homes in the St Anns area, as well as a huge number of municipal buildings and centres, including the Victoria Centre, the Broadmarsh centre, the Royal Centre and the Ice Arena. Steam is also supplied directly to Bio City where it runs the autoclaves and sterilising processes, and surplus steam is used to directly generate electricity. The scheme contributes to Nottingham’s success in generating its own energy.

But it’s not without controversy. The scheme has lost a lot of money in recent years, and the very idea of waste incineration is anathema to many environmental campaigners. My somewhat pragmatic view is that since the incinerator is there already, it’s much better to make use of the steam than not to. Tearing out the scheme and proving replacement heating systems for all the thousands of users would itself be an expensive thing to do that’s not in Nottingham’s interest.

3 – Dirty MRF (pronounced Merf to rhyme with smurf)

Waste management, one of the key roles for councils – in fact, bin collection is about the only completely universal service a council offers – has plenty of its own jargon, and key amongst those are the MRFs. It’s a phrase used so often that it’s now pronounceable as a word in its own right. A MRF is a materials recycling facility. If you have the sort of recycling bin where you mix up different types of recyclables, like card, glass and tins, the contents have to be taken to a MRF to sort them out. Clean MRFs sort out pre-sorted waste, but Dirty MRFs take a wider mix of waste, including kitchen and food waste, and sort out the reusable elements.

In Nottingham, our recycling bins are taken to a plant off the Colwick Loop Road where the lorries are emptied into huge piles which are shoveled onto a conveyor belt. The waste is sorted in a mix of automatic and manual ways – tins are removed and sorted magnetically, and then a small team of people hand sort the different sorts of plastic and paper. The tins are recycled into more tins. Some of the plastics are reused – milk bottles can easily become new milk bottles – but it is harder to find further uses for some other sorts of plastic. Some plastics are even recycled as fleecey coats! The paper and cardboard is taken a plant in the Netherlands where it is recycled as heavy board – the sort of board boardgames are made of, as well as the insides of lever arch files and the like.

Ah, politicians will use any excuse to get into a costume

I went on a trip to see the MRF at Colwick a few years ago and took a lot of photos I’ve never used or uploaded. I’ll pop ’em on Flickr and return to this topic another day.

Please put your address on your Christmas cards

In his post on last posting dates (basically, “RSN!”) Mark Pack over at t’voice very kindly linked to my post from a few years back about putting your address on your Christmas card.

We’ve been living in our house for a number of years now. We bought it after the person who lived here before died. But there are a few of her friends who haven’t heard even after all this time, and some are still sending Christmas cards.

Actually, there’s a good bit of news on that subject now. About the last person still to be sending cards sent one last year with a bit more detail – including that she was now teaching a rather specific subject at a named university. And thanks to the intarweb, I was able to find the university, find the web page for the subject in question and find their phone book. Only one person with that first name was teaching that subject, and her email address was on the website. So I was finally able to let her know the sad news about her friend.

But please, to save people like me having to do detective work, include your own name and address on all the Christmas cards you send. You clearly don’t think your friends have moved or died over the last year, but given the number of cards we all send these days, a number of them sadly will have. Including your own details will help people sort things out and let you know what’s happened.

Microsoft and counterfeits

Just been sent a press release with an interesting bit of info in the Notes to Editors:

Microsoft is today unveiling its own research highlighting the impact of counterfeit software on consumers. Microsoft has received over a 150,000 reports from consumers in the past two years detailing their negative experiences with counterfeit software.  That number is double the amount from previous years. Counterfeit copies of software expose customers to viruses, fraud, data loss or damage, critical computer failures and more. In many instances malicious code was found to have been deliberately placed on counterfeit products at the point of manufacture, begging questions as to who is behind these operations, and with what intentions.

Hmmm, sort of.

Are Microsoft saying that if you pay for their software in full, they’ll fully indemnify you against viruses, fraud, data loss or damage, critical computer failures and more? Thought not.

The latest in environmental activity

Today in committee I learned of  a simple step that local authorities (and private gyms!) can take to save money and energy in leisure centres.

Two simple words: pool covers.

If you don’t cover your swimming pools at night, then chemicals leak out of the pool via evaporation.  So too does heat from the pool. Leisure centres pay a small fortune in heating swimming pools (and indeed one major thing you can do to reduce leisure centre bills is drop the temperature of the water by just one degree C).

In Nottingham, apparently most of the pools aren’t covered, and many of the leisure centres have old, unworking covers.  It’s taken a little longer than it should do to get agreement to replace the covers, but once they’re in place, it should make a big difference with such a little change.

Excellent transport initiative

I’ve been reading the Weymouth Relief Road blog for the last few months, and I think it’s an excellent transport initiative. It keeps local people informed of the details of a complicated road-building project. It costs little or nothing to keep updated and running, but tonight’s post really proves its worth. A communication with the local press got misinterpreted – so they are easily able to set the record straight, almost immediately.

With many transport infrastructure projects, it’s often hard to understand just why it takes so long for things to happen. They’re currently widening the M1 around Nottingham, and it’s taking years. If they had a blog (actually, do they?) they could explain what it is they’re doing, why it takes so long, just which bits will be busy at any given time, what milestones they’ve reached, and people could be better informed. If there were problems or delays, they could tell us about that.

There are a number of major transport projects in the pipeline in Nottingham. Right through my ward runs Nottingham’s Ring Road, which jams up twice every day with the school run and commuter traffic. There is a plan to add an additional lane in one direction, along with massive work to pretty much every junction. The work will cause trouble while its on, but will hopefully make life better once it is concluded. Unlike the Weymouth road – I think, anyway – the ring road is both a major transport route, and a residential street. The people who live along it will be particularly affected – and they will also be consulted. If the Council gets organised enough to start the blog early enough it can be publicised during the consultation and keep local people informed right the way through the process.

And the ring road major scheme is just one of any number big transport projects planned for Nottingham in the next few years – others include Turning Point East, around the Broadmarsh centre and London Island; there’s also the major renovation project for the Station. And of course that’s not mentioning the multi-hundred-million pound project that is the next phase of the Nottingham Tram.

Women bloggers

Earlier today, I read a post on Jennie Rigg’s Dreamwidth blog about women bloggers. That post itself comes about because of a discussion that began in LDV’s fringe meeting about e-engagement at the Bournemouth conference – and LDV still have an audio recording of that meeting if you’d like to listen. I’m responding to Jennie’s post because she calls out LDV editors on our unconscious (?) misogyny – but I’m responding in a personal capacity, hence these words being here and not over on’t Voice.

I like to think I’m a feminist, and in the Lib Dems, I strongly support the approach we are taking to increase our female representation (ie support, training and encouragement, rather than all-women shortlists. I remember listening to the debate we had at conference, and can keenly remember one woman speaker telling Baroness Williams she was plain wrong – “I want to be woman MP who’s got here on my own strengths, not been elected to parliament as a result of special pleading.”) Even so, I felt a little odd during our fringe meeting to specifically ask for women questioners when almost all of the audience members up to then had been men. Was that a good thing to do or was it tokenism?

Jennie specifically addresses herself to the LDV early morning post, which has two links to Lib Dem blogs. Her thesis is that more of us on the team are men than women, and when we’re selecting our links, we link to more men’s writing than women’s writing. We end up with a self-perpetuating unhelpful spiral that excludes women writers.

I went back and checked the choices I made myself in the posts I’ve written for Davily (eh? fingers. I mean Daily View) since we restarted after the summer break. My reckoning is that my links have been 14 men and 5 women, with one unknown. Unknown to me that is – I don’t know whether Nader Fekri is a man or a woman.

That’s not particularly good, but [fx struggling to find positive gloss] it’s better than the gender balance of the LibDemBlogs list from which we make our selections.

The whole point of DV2x2 was to help spread some of LDV’s awesome power to pull in readers out into the wider Lib Dem blogging community. (NB, if you’ve been linked by DV, do you have any stats on the sort of readership boost it provides?)

But, not to sound like a whiney whinger here, DV is a pain to write. Half the time I don’t know what day of the week it is, and I forget to make my contribution, which means I’m rushing to do it when I’m barely awake or half asleep.

And this is now the third criticism I’ve received for our selections for the second half. Those criticisms are a) you only/disproportionately link to “celebrity” Lib Dem bloggers b) you only link to “essay bloggers” not shorter posts and now c) you don’t link to enough women.

All of which is quite a lot to keep in your head when half awake, and in any case, only have two slots to fill! I will nevertheless endeavour to do so.

One other thing we can do to help: one of our thoughts behind 2×2 was to encourage people to use the comments to link to their own selections of the best writing that they’d like to share with people. I’ve amended our 2×2 template to remind us all to specifically ask for these contributions.

Finally on the issue of keeping a reading list – absolutely. I do use a feed reader (Google Reader) and it’s chock full of people I follow. It also has 2,000 unread posts… I couldn’t comment on the gender balance of the blogs in it, but I’d guess that Jennie is right and I read far more men’s writing than women’s.

What I fear about paperless committees

Nottingham City Council’s Labour group took hundreds of thousands of pounds out of the budget for Committee Services this year on the basis that all the councillors could get laptops and work paperlessly from here on in.

There are many reasons why there are problems with this, not least that many of the councillors are not very happy with IT, the email system isn’t too good, and that laptops for everyone will cost a small fortune.

I’m more than happy to go paperless myself. I’m probably one of the very few councillors who processes more text electronically than on paper anyway, given that my social life is largely online and one of the strands of my work as a Lib Dem involves helping ineffectually keep LDV fresh.

But I am a bit worried about going into committees armed with a laptop. In one of the many meetings on the subject so far, I think I let my feelings show in front of the talented council employee in charge of the committee clerks who keeps the meetings running. For a few people, committees are the be all and the end all of their professional lives. For many more of us present at them, they are a chore that get in the way of other work we do. Armed with a laptop, it will be very tempting to get on with other work and pay still less attention to the proceedings of committee than we do when we are doodling on our papers.

But most of all, I think I’m worried about this:

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In the top 75 – barely!

Thanks to what must have been barely one person who nominated me for the Total Politics Top Blogs – Lib Dem category.

Lib Dem Blogs Top 75

I have spent nearly five minutes trying to find the lists from previous years. Back in the day, I was very highly rated – I think when Mr Dale was still doing it personally, I was something like #2 on the list. So I was a little surprised to see that apparently I was not listed last year.

Oh well. It is true that I have not written as much this year as previously and less still than the most keen blogging days in the past. I like having a place I can wibble on when the urge strikes me, and I really like Twitter. So this place will continue to have sporadic updates. Stay tuned.