Ros Scott unleashes hell

Poor old Lord Adonis. Party President and Parliamentary Gem of the Week Baroness Scott got on her feet to ask a simple question about how there might be the vaguest possible chance that, you know, rail services in Britain might not be terrible for the rest of eternity:

Asked By Baroness Scott of Needham Market

To ask Her Majesty’s Government whether they advise Network Rail on the strategic impact of its engineering works programme.

Ros Scott is a transport specialist and no stranger to trains, but I wonder if she anticipated the ten minutes of close questioning from all sides of the house that got at just how awful rail services have been in the recent past? Why haven’t we learned from other countries’ engineering practice? Why is the Misery Line not open at weekends? Why hasn’t our noble friend published a report? Should Network Rail bosses get bonuses?

Do go and read the account on Ros’s blog.

Weekly Catchup to 1/03/09

Welcome to Lib Dem Voice’s Catchup post in the poignant week when the newest little Clegg entered this world (pics here) and one of the little Camerons left it, and politics as usual was suspended for an afternoon.

It was also the week Alix Mortimer made the longlist of the new Orwell Prize for Blogging, and Lib Dem Voice itself spent a day in cryogenic suspension as technical wizard Ryan Cullen migrated us to new, private, expensive server.

Our outage led to one angry customer: James Graham’s provocative “Is Lord Ashdown the IT Industry’s Patsy?” went live 24 hours before the closedown, which meant Lord Ashdown was unable to respond.  His angry email to our Editor at Large led to his strongly worded rebuttal being inserted manually into the system during the purdah period.  You can read Paddy’s response – and also James’s fisking thereof – here.

Other posts attracting a lot of comments this week included a piece revealing the shocking truth about Mark Pack’s arrival on this planet. He was in fact born, and not dropped fully-formed by aliens from the Planet Bile, as many have until now supposed.

Alix Mortimer’s defence of Chris Grayling, in a week when politicians were taking flack on housing expenses, allowed commenters to share with us the fact that Lib Dem MP for Cambridge, David Howarth, commutes in to London each day.

But the most comments this week went to Colin Lloyd’s continuation of the timeless Lib Dem debate “what is a Liberal?”  His most recent piece is a paean to pleurisy pluralism, and can be found here, if you want to join in yourself in helping refine the definition.

In Op-eds this week, Hywel Morgan heard worrying echos of Hitler in Harriet Harman’s comments about enormous banking pensions, whilst Stephen Tall thought sauce for the goose… Merlene Emmerson’s musings on matters economical is worth a read, and Stephen’s piece on being either a Labour or Tory MP right now seems to have made Iain Dale choke on his toast.

Also of note this week: Green Zones in Brent; David Lammy exaggerates the BNP, and the Telegraph extrapolates from citizen journalism. Statporn puts us over 24,000 Absolute Uniques (yes, certainly sounds like the Lib Dems, but I’d have to see them to be sure) whilst February’s polls put us up 2%.  Mark Pack had two good pieces on the Cabinet minutes on Iraq, here and here. He also had a very useful summary about Lord Ashcroft.

The week in numbers
Y Barcud Oren #5
Lib Dig Pig #12
Golden Dozen #105

Just two in CommentIsLinked@LDV this week
Clegg – We need to clean up our act
Cable – let’s make a virtue out of thrift

In our Members only forum
Northumberland Lib Dems on Twitter
Child tables in SQL databases
Postponed election technicality

More future conference venues revealed

While we were off-air over the weekend, we learned from the unlikely source of Politics and the City that we are due an Autumn conference in Liverpool.

Autumn in Liverpool was mooted when we first had Spring conference this time last year. We asked delegates at the conference there what they thought about the prospect of returning to the city for a longer conference – and you can hear what people had to say here.

This makes our expected venue timetable over the coming years:

2009
Harrogate – on Friday!
Bournemouth – 19th-23rd September

2010
Birmingham – Spring
Liverpool – Autumn

2011
??? – Spring
Birmingham – Autumn