• Intrigued that almost every garment for sale at the "Scotland Woolen Mill" was in fact 100% acrylic. #
• Have found sweet spot in digs with a mobile signal, suspending phone on window in eastern turret. #
• Have been lying awake thinking about bacon for the last 3 hours. #
• Not for the first time, feeling grateful to cleaners who leave safety pins in shirts. #

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