• After a few months of no weddings, today we've got two today. Speculating on what brides wear when it's -2 outside. #
• @NCCLols increase in cost is because of increase in frequency – now monthly and lots of inserts #
• Oh dear – miscommunication. Ringers, priest, verger, choir expecting 1pm wedding; happy couple, guests expecting 2pm… #
• No chance to go to Derby to collect undelivered Amazon parcel inbetween weddings 😦 #
• At least with undelivered Royal Mail parcels, the depot is only a bus journey up the road. #
• Ooh, thot plickening! Some guests have invites for 1.30pm. #
• Ooh, bride perfectly on time. Good for her! #
• Bride #2 has brought her own brass band – they're currently playing "See amid the winter's snow" #
• @NCCLols the html is <strike>like this</strike>. If that helps. in reply to NCCLols #
• @nghodder @lloydiejl do you know each other? You're both Nottm LD improvvers… #
• Cor, they don't just have a brass band, they also have a string quartet for the signing of the registers. #
• Doesn't make up for Bride #2 coming in T+15mins. #
• @mithomas20 fingerless gloves are the answer! 🙂 in reply to mithomas20 #
• This christmas is going to be a kitteny baublegedden. #
• @RichardBooth you could easily add your own epaulettes? Won't people start calling you Captain Jack? in reply to RichardBooth #
• People's suggestions of things to buy in for emergency festive dinner if we get snowed in (but that will keep a week if we don't) ? #
• @willhowells there was a very similar joke in this year's @skymirror panto which lead to much corpsing from the younger principles. #
• Two quiche recipes. Blind bake one and not the other. Onions caramelising. #
• Poor #bbcr4 announcer (Caroline Brown?) sounds barely able to speak through flu – and has done since 10pm. #
• This Channel Tunnel thing sounds pretty awful. #
• Really helpful plugin for (wordpress) group bloggers and the forgetful – displays scheduled posts on writing window http://tr.im/I7bl #
• Voilà! Une Quiche Lorraine et une tarte aux oignons d'Alscce. http://flic.kr/p/7oYGYF #
• @jonnie_uk no in reply to jonnie_uk #
• My new favourite font – Neutraface. http://tr.im/I7nR (youtube) (Don't know the song they're parodying. Don't need to!) #
• Even more disorganised with Christmas cards this year than last year – last posting date is Monday! #
• @CllrIainRoberts you don't often have to sit on a hot, dark plane for 15 hours with no food, water or information… in reply to CllrIainRoberts #
• @helenduffett crisis plan going goto action? Hope your PR and operational teams are joined up 🙂 in reply to helenduffett #
• @Alexander_Ball 100th tweet? Ah, bless. in reply to Alexander_Ball #

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