• "This year is the most successful in the UK's history for singles sales. More than 117m have been sold" http://tr.im/Fi3Z #
• I just deposited money into my Swiss bank account. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy #
• Re #spymaster – I'm not really playing any more. I just log in every coupla months and switch my filthy lucre to my Swiss Bank. £400M FTW #
• @willhowells I'm afraid I will need to see a costed business plan before I can lend £40m. #
• @willhowells plus you can only send £736k a day and I'm not logging into #playspymaster every day for 56 days. #
• College of Journalism = CoJo. Leader of Council in Nottingham = JoCo. Confused already! #
• Fascinating! RT @libdemvoice New post: Lib Dem Voice publishes exclusive general election prediction http://ldv.org.uk/16869 #
• @adventitiously Everyone knows *they're* going down the toilet 🙂 in reply to adventitiously #
• Lunchtime weather forecaster said 190mm of rain already fallen on Cumbria, 150 more to come. If I'm doing maths right, that's over a foot! #
• At the start of the week, I mocked the idea of Slankets. Now… quite tempted, actually. http://bit.ly/4h9uZG #
• Travelodge has countless 1,000s of beds all over the country – from as little as £19! And none of them is anywhere you'd possibly want to go #
• @alixmortimer it appeals almost as much as that lovely little one at the M1 services… #
• That's monstrous! (in a good way) RT @jamesmcgraw Oh, the Onion. RT @TheOnion: Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T. http://bit.ly/31cszU #
• @hughmcguire Goodness, that's formal language, have you been leant on? in reply to hughmcguire #
• It's that time again when the internet slows to a crawl. #
• And again with the sudden realisation I've barely eaten all day. #
• Woke before my alarm, and squeezed tangerines for breakfast. I think that may well have been today's high spot already behind me. #
• So, if a person buys a sat nav, do they work out of the box or do they need charging or loading with a PC or owt. #

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