The current crop of Lord Bonkers’ diary entries for September’s Liberator are now available at diary secretary Jonathan Calder’s steam-driven weblog.

• Monday: Swine flu parties
• Tuesday: Tinchy Stryder makes an investment
• Wednesday: Saying no to size zero
• Thursday: The public stoning of Billy Bowden
• Friday: Hiding from Loulou Harcourt in the shrubbery
• Saturday: Nick Clegg in the bog
• Sunday: I’m Free

I have been snorting with laughter for days.