Tweets on 2009-07-19

  • Double checking I can actually see the black-and-white kitten somewhere before closing washing machine door on the black-and-white towels. #
  • Good lord, @iaindale is conducting a testicular exam over on his blog http://tr.im/sWHC #
  • Today's factoid – passenger numbers on London's tube equal passenger numbers on the trains for the rest of the country http://tr.im/sWIW #
  • @leighbob we've been watching a kitten terrorize a much older cat! 🙂 #
  • Misread shop opening hours, so reduced to peering through windows of DFS. #
  • RT @DrSamuelJohnson: #QuoteUnquote is an ABOMINATION wherein smirking Simpleton Mister Nigel REES prods docile Cow-People to reckognize … #
  • Hoping the rain holds off a little for the gala launch of the new play kit on the King George V playing fields. #

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When twitter gets… heated

A friend sends me a link to a news story about a spat between two councillors – one being interviewed on the radio, and the other responding simultaneously – and robustly – via Twitter.

The story is here – but don’t click it if mild profanity might offend.

Like so many things, there’s the funny side of the story, which is why the link was sent, and the salutary lesson. In this case the lesson is that twitter is very informal and can sometimes encourage the use of, erm, unparliamentary language. And should you be an elected representative, swearing can land you in trouble. Councillors are routinely reported to the Standards Board for swearing at or about each other. So while the country likes to pretend that all politicians are paragons of virtue who never allow even the least unsavoury expression to pass their lips, remember to use the same level of language however and to whomever you communicate.

If you are on Twitter and you can’t remember whether you swear there or not, then Cursebird can rapidly tell you how much you swear and just how offensive you are. I apparently “swear like a teacher’s pet.” Cursebird maintains a league table of the sort of swearwords that would make a trooper blush, so don’t click here until you have shepherded your womenfolk, children, pets and servants out of room and you are sure none will be offended.

And whilst you’ve got the room to yourself, here’s one more link to the sort of content that might get you into trouble. Earlier today, Iain Dale posted a video of how to conduct a testicular exam, following the news that a favourite footballer of his had been diagnosed with testicular cancer. This disease is a big killer of men in their late teens and twenties (along with suicide and road accidents) so I have no qualms about helping as many people as possible hear about. Not least since testicular cancer can easily be treated if caught in the early stages.

Tweets on 2009-07-17

  • Wallked past poster for Bill Bailey at Royal Centre, and suddenly am HUMAN SLAVE – in an insect nation! Ah aaaaa ah ah! #
  • Urgh. Peeling. #
  • Officers attending ctte this afternoon have kindly been providing the cricket scores at regular intervals. #
  • Considering excess death plans and coronial easements. #
  • Joint meeting of city and county transport and planning cllrs concluded without too much hissing and yowling. #
  • @ianvisits I'm guessing the Government thinks a script can replace expertise. #
  • *Again* with the sudden-onset torrential rain? At least I got indoors first this time. #

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Tweets on 2009-07-16

  • "What is CERT?" Oh, you know, used to be EEC. Before that it was SOP. #
  • Good lord, there's a real person at this meeting with the name Niles. #
  • Eek, yet another MET Office warning about heavy rain in the East Mids. #
  • I just deposited money into my Swiss bank account. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy #
  • Getting ready for Durham with iTunes: "This sanctuary of my soul, Unwitting I keep white and whole, Unlatch'd and lit" #
  • @thoroughlygood I spent hours last night buying single tracks of classical music from iTunes – for a cathedral singing week in august. #

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A rather lovely thing happened to Mike on Twitter

My once-met net friend Mike who used to blog at Troubled Diva, now uses his blog as a repository for his successful but (to me) incomprehensible music writing for the Nottingham Evening Post Entertainment Guide.

Last week, I mentioned on Twitter that Giles Coren, star of the Supersizers, looked hot in his 80s gear. Deliberately a little ambiguous, but of course I meant that he looked attractive.

Mike agreed on Twitter, conceding that his “Guilty crush” might move on from Alistair Campbell to Giles Coren.

A few hours later, Mike got an unexpected personal response from @CampbellClaret:

@miketd why move on, say I?

Awww!

It’s a lovely graceful reaction to news of a covert crush that might fox a lesser man: although Alistair Campbell is definitely a sex god to a number of Labour women I know, I wonder how many gay men he counts among his followers?

It clearly shows that Alistair Campbell is carefully searching on instances of his own name showing up across the twitterverse – a latterday equivalent of grepping the newsfeed for your own name. I’m divided on whether that is a vain or sensible thing to do for someone in the public eye.

And it’s an object lesson in how a very simple gesture – five words! – can completely make someone’s day. A bit of a lovebomb from time to time can do great things to your reputation.

Tweets on 2009-07-15

  • The man in the street who has been singing "Englishman in New York" for the last two hours has mercifully stopped. #
  • Considering reports on planning, housing, waste, and street cleaning. #
  • Making nerdy stats point about presentation of discrete data. #
  • @UKParliament Will the speaker respond, preferably positively to the request for an interview from a group of Lib Dem bloggers? in reply to UKParliament #
  • Aww how cute. Kitten food packet says kitten stomachs "no bigger than a walnut" #
  • Wondering how many other #bbcr4 listeners have On Ilkley Moor Bah Tat on the brain. #
  • Dabr and Opera Mini on N95. Sometimes left key is page down, sometimes scroll left. Why the inconsistency? #
  • http://twitpic.com/afaml – Nottingham's beach in Market Square continues to take shape. #

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Tweets on 2009-07-14

  • Oh dear, the Council House clock is out of synch again and just chimed 2pm, 15 minutes early. #
  • They're beginning to prepare the "beach" in Market Square, so is prob worth an occasional peek at the webcam. #
  • Does everyone have "seargeants" in their red tail coats at their full council? #
  • Presenting a petition of 1917 signatures collected by local residents against the closure of Beechdale Library. #
  • Always intriguing when I'm not the only one twittering from Full Council. #
  • @ncclols sometimes Stephen Barker but today @mithomas20 is in public gallery. #
  • @ncclols ps haven't found Katrina, what's her username? #
  • Beefy fairtrade motion passes unanimously. #
  • Speaking to support Nottingham's tram. Now listening to the Tories to see what they will do. #
  • Up stands Cllr Collins. Down comes the rain. #
  • Seems like Tories want to have cake and eat it. They want a tram but can't figure out how to pay for it. #
  • Moment of bus hilarity. Annoying girl having loud annoying phone call when boys on back seat started to fill in the gaps. #
  • Ooh, sudden torrential downpour caused more local flooding – the Grosvenor carpark was being pumped out by the Fire Brigade. #
  • http://twitpic.com/a9dv7 – Meet Steve the kitten. #
  • Gah. I hate bulk email. Any recs for a prog? #
  • @markpack Sendblaster seemed to work OK actually, but really worth 75€ ? How about SMTP server? #
  • 12seconds – Cute purrry kitten Steve http://tiny12.tv/927EH #
  • 12seconds – Steve the Mighty Hunting Kitten http://tiny12.tv/NXQQS #
  • @binny_uk we have tram line one and are hoping for lines 2 and 3 – DFT gets to decide whether we're allowed or not. in reply to binny_uk #
  • @himmelgarten My rear brake pads and discs are being replaced as we speak, I hope. Good to have the cost confirmed by twitter! #
  • @helenduffett http://bit.ly/13EpeN #

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Tweets on 2009-07-13

  • Having such a clumsy day today. #
  • @ramtops heaving! But only about 1hr queue when we left at 2. #
  • Home for half an hour's manic crazy time with the kitten before he has to be sequestered while I have meetings. #
  • Not sure what we'll do when kitten twigs we only get him to play bouncy ball as a ploy to get him back in kitchen. #
  • @miketd last summer I had a lot of fun with Janet Evanovitch's number series. Fluffy sassy detective fiction. #
  • @meryl_f oh yes, home safe last night but instantly distracted by kitten. #
  • Ending our long battle with the shrink wrap on the hand-sanitizing gel. #

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Daily View 2×2: Monday 13th July

Fresh and refreshed from the weekend, here’s our picks for Monday morning.

Two big news stories

Two from the Guardian today: firstly most papers are leading with further details of the soldiers who died in the last few days with six new names and photos to illustrate – the photos serving as a stark reminder of how young so many of our uniformed personnel are. There’s in-depth coverage of their service and the wider questions raised by the recent British deaths in Afghanistan, including, in the Telegraph, praise from high ranking military officials for Nick Clegg’s contribution to the debate.

And in the States, news emerges of a secret project run by the CIA, authorised by Dick Cheney, but kept secret from Congress.

The revelation in the US press on Sunday that Cheney played a primary role in keeping the programme secret suggests that it would have been highly contentious. Attention has focused on reports earlier this year that he oversaw an assassination programme.

One member of an intelligence committee who was briefed on the secret operation last week said that Congress would have been unlikely to have approved it.

The lack of information available on the topic does not stop the Guardian speculating about secret assassination rings.

Two must-read blog posts