• Ooh. Phone call from cats protection saying they have kitten surplus, do we want one / two / lots. #
• @leighbob snowy owls only eat small boys when they're very very hungry. So keep feeding the boy, he'll be fine. #
• @miketd that's excellent 😀 (Giles Coren GILES COREN are you out there? No? How about Alistair Appleton? #
• Ooh, new series of Mock the Week. #
• On bus, reading twitter. Looked up. Police car closing Huntingdon Street. Traffic chaos. #
• "There's been an accident," says copper standing guard. There's lots of police about. #
• RT @joswinson: astonishing fact: Loch Ness has more water in it than all the lakes and reservoirs in England and Wales put together #
• @ncclols ooh, nasty 😦 #
• Talking about kitten names. How about "Steve"? #
• @ncclols I meant the accident, but yeah. #
• Reading a detailed secret report about firefighters' socks. #
• Council House is Swine Flu hot spot. Someone's put antibacterial wipes and hand sanitizer on our shared desk. #
• Processing LGA Lib Dem ballot paper. Apostrophe abuse is instant demotion. #
• Quick! Everyone DM @rfenwick with something embarrassing! #

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