- @willhowells thought it was just me having breakfast at this time of day, nice to be joined by the Lord Chancellor. #
- Can’t get out of building – belly dancers blocking the main stairway! #
- Google is apparently banning me from saying “chum” in an advert. It’s a trademark, they say. #
- Pretending not to know why @bookkake is funny #
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