• Since I got here, I’ve seen 3 people on unicycles and about 20 with plaster casts, both of which seem statistically unlikely. #
• I’ve been schlepping around stately homes since the crack of dawn. Nymphenburgschloss, Amalienburgjagdhaus. #
• Sitting in a Biergarten waiting for a salad. #
• In Germany they don’t seen to trust you with anything more than half a tomato. #
• Amazing how drunk you can get on salad. #
• Trying to figure out how the straps go. #
• Missing Dr Who – Müchener bier will compensate until I’m home. Tonight – lesbian street festival. Hmmm. #
• Lots of people telling me about German daleks #
• In a bizare bar with countless Germans singing Y Viva España #
• I’m so completely lost I have to take the S-bahn instead of the U-bahn! #
• Oh dear. I’ve been in Germany less than a week, and am already getting cross when the U-bahn drivers forget to tell us about die letzte … #
• Wondering if there’s a reason that the S-bahn crowd seem at least 20 years younger than the U-bahnmitfahrende #

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