Amazon.com is offering me “free white glove shipping” with selected HDTVs.
As someone who has bought DVDs in the past, they say, I might be interested in recent price reductions in their top of the range TVs.
Doubt it.
But what is white glove shipping?!
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“I say Jeeves, pop that televisual receiver in that corner by the grand piano, there’s a good chap!”