Hmmm. I half wish hoovering weren’t something I did in the middle of the night before a special occasion (eg landlord or parental visit, moving out).

Only half-wish. Once I get started, I get really pernickity about skirting boards and shifting things to hoover underneath. And Dysons are heavy! I don’t think I’d have the energy to do it every week.

My house is cleaner than that of some other Lib Dems. But that’s not saying much. And it doesn’t molify P much either.